You have got to be kidding me.

I tried to submit my new fic, but I forgot to publish the chapters. I'm trying to publish them now, and the Publish button won't work. I don't know if this is a problem on my end, or the site's end, but something is wrong, and I can't publish this story.
FUCK.

Comments

[k12314]

791017
Actually no. I tried to submit it, and it said the story needs at least one published chapter of 1000 words or more.

[k12314]

791021
I would, but there are no mods online, and if I send them a PM now, it'll probably get buried under others.

[k12314]

791033

My words exactly.

[Mother3Forever]

Maybe you should try a different internet browser. I use I.E. , but I have to use google Chrome for a few things like that.

[k12314]

791035

I'm using Chrome. So my browser isn't the problem.

[k12314]

791041

*That "spooky" sound effect from that robot episode of Ed Edd n Eddy.*

[k12314]

791047

I am so sorry. That show was fucking AMAZING. If you have Netflix or On Demand with your cable package, or anything like that, try to hunt it down and watch a few episodes. That show absorbed so much of my childhood...

[Dleifragcat]

791050 Canada is a cold... cold place...
I hope the publishing issue clears up soon. It could be with the server so try refreshing or getting all your tabs closed and try it again.
It should be resolved soon though. In the meantime, it's lucky you have a few people to panic along side with
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! *runs into a wall*

[k12314]

791062

... WHAT KIND OF HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE LIVING IN?! No Cartoon Network?! I mean, the shows on it now suck, but the classic shows were amazing! What kind of country doesn't have those shows?!

[k12314]

791057

I just tried closing my tabs, and it still won't work. WELP! I have a plan!
RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES AND PANIC!
*Runs around like a maniac, screeching like a bird with an arrow through it's rear*

[k12314]

791093

God, I only recognized about 5 things on that list. You poor Canadian bastards. The US sucks in pretty much every department asides from television.

I'm not sure how I feel about that.

[k12314]

791107

... That is the most sickening and cruel thing I've ever heard. I should call up the Prime Minister of Canada and yell at him for an hour.

[Dleifragcat]

791108 Might be a small problem with that...
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He's like a ninja, you can't see him but you know he's there.

[Dleifragcat]

791125 Again, like a ninja. Politics can be fun!
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I also got a huge wave of nostaglia after reading the list of tv programs. So many good shows...

[k12314]

791163

Well, we Americans don't have good television nowadays either. *Shudders* Jersey Shore... Luckily that's off the air now, but still, shitty reality shows and annoying celebrity programs taint our once glamorous airwaves.

[k12314]

791220

Amen. I haven't watched TV asides from glimpses here and there for a few years now.

[k12314]

791256

Well, you see, I more or less despise almost all forms of art. I hate paintings and shit (unless I understand why the picture/painting was made), I despise movies because I hate not having control over what's going on, and I have music. It's just pointless noise to me. I only listen to it when I'm working so the silence doesn't drive me mad. I also despise most television shows asides from a select few. Same with books.

[k12314]

791308

Well, no. I despise all music. It's not an art to me, it's just annoying noise. I've tried listening to music for fun, and it just got on my nerves.

[k12314]

791350

Well, when music plays in games, it's mainly covered by other things, like cutscenes and such, so it doesn't really phase me. But generally, when music is playing and there's nothing going on, it annoys me. I play all my games with the music off if I can.

[k12314]

791364

Physically and mentally abused me, neglected my educational and psychiatric needs, allowed bullies to mercilessly abuse me physically and mentally, practically sat by and watched as my mind slowly descended into homicidal insanity, etc.

[k12314]

791396

I just laughed my ass off. Also, I wouldn't "come down" to Canada, I'd "go up" to Canada. You know. U.S. and all. Anyways, nah, it's fine if you hate them, I hate them too. I'm just used to the mental torture that is my life.

[k12314]

791426

Maryland. I'm in the asshole of the North, being shat out into the South. So there are a lot of "Southern style" people here. Basically, a bunch of homophobic, judgmental Christians. As an open-minded Athiest... Yeah. Not fun.

[k12314]

791462

WOOOOOO! Quebec!

... Uh, is that in the French part of Canada?

*Knows nothing about Canadian geography, because America generally doesn't give a shit about "them dern foreign people."*

[k12314]

791526

So you eat snails and long loafs of bread, and is incredibly stuck up, and wear weird clothes?

*FAKE RACISM YAY!*

Nah, JK. France is cool.

[k12314]

791553

You look better than I do. I look like a well-dressed serial killer. Long messy hair, tired yet crazy eyes, quiet type, etc.

[k12314]

791604

That's actually not a bad comparison. Only my eyes are half-lidded like Big Mac, and my hair is curly. But yeah, I'm pretty damn pale. And I REALLY like knives.

I really, REALLY like knives.

[k12314]

791648

Pretty much, but with hazel eyes and dark, chocolate brown hair.

[k12314]

791719

Nice. I don't have any pics of me, and I can't draw, so... Shit.

[Ostrich Man]

You got to be kitten me.tinyurl.com/btbv86b

[k12314]

792031

Sure. Why the hell not.

[k12314]

792039

I dunno. Just wing it, I guess. Do whatever you want.

#apathy

[Ocean Breeze]

Do you know the muffin man?

[k12314]

792150

Oh God not again.

[Azure Steel]

792204 I know the muffin man; I killed him last week with a cupcake.