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  • 465 weeks
    You know you have Swag when...

    Everything bad that happens on the site is instantly blamed by you and all evidence is ignored. I feel so euphoric knowing that I have gained enough hate to be blamed on more shit than Obama.

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  • 465 weeks
    Illuminati and IGN/Zoe Quinn connection confirmed

    IGN has three letters in its name?
    the first letter in it is "I"
    "I" is pronounced "Eye"
    IGN = 3 + EYE
    Illuminati has 3 sides and an eye
    Zoe Quinn fucked people at IGN for good reviews
    Zoe Quinn's game is called "Depression Quest"
    Again look, THREE "S"s and ONE "eye"
    You know what word starts with the letter "S"?
    SIDE Put them together now
    THREE Sides and ONE eye!

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  • 466 weeks
    Yo cunt's. I'm back from the dead.

    And still a raging faggot lel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    Did I miss anything in my year long hiatus?

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  • 550 weeks
    An Explanation of sorts.

    Well. I got some free time and figured I would Let you all know why I'm leaving.

    1) Starting a Collab account with my friends to make highly graphic gore/dark fics.

    2) Guitar Lessons.

    3) School

    4) "Personal" reasons

    5) Hate 90% of the shit I got myself into on this account.

    Well, there is some of the reasoning. I got to go now.

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The meaning of life + proof that Twilight is best pony and that rarity is worst. (An actual blog post for once) · 7:22pm Feb 3rd, 2013

I have developed a mathematical formula that has bestowed upon me the meaning of life and proof that Twilight Sparkle is the best pony, for the ease of your simple, simple minds I shall post it in green text format, because you are all faggots.

> Meaning of life is 42.
> The big star in Twilight Sparkle's cutie mark has approx. 12 points (It also resembles the star out of many folklore, legends, religions, etc. Specifically the bible.)
> The surrounding stars have approx. 6 points each and there are 5 smaller stars in all.
> 6 * 5 = 30
> 30 + 12 = 42

As you can see the meaning of life is obviously Twilight Sparkle's ass. As such ass is attached to her, it is safe to assume she is best pony.

If we go even deeper we can see that.....

> 42 * 2 (For both sets of stars) = 84
> (Break it down faggots)
>8 + 4 = 12
> now 8 * 4 = 32
> 3 + 2 = 5
> Notice something? here (2 = 5) = 25
> 12/25
> The date of Christmas.
> Twilight is the second coming.

May I also point out that at one point or another Unicorns are mentioned in the bible.

Need you more evidence faggots?

Twilight's color scheme is the easiest on the human eye, as such she is the most beautiful pony as well.

Now for worst pony. Rarity.

In the bible the horse of death is pale, just like Rarity.
The horseman riding her carries a sword, scythe, etc. sharp and pointy, just like the horn on her head.

Rarity is the horse of death and needs to be taken out before she kills us all.

Lets send in Seal Team 6.

Fuck you portalz0r, I can do fancy mathematics to.

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Comments ( 32 )

The Horsemen of the Apocalypse are not necessarily evil.
What are they, Famine, Conquest, Death, and War, right?
Well, Famine can be looked at as good, starving away bad folk who do evil things, as well as innocent people. - Not really evil.
War is something in nature, it always has been. - Natural
Death is also natural.
And Conquest? Conquest goes both ways, evil can capture territory, and so can good.
The horsemen are more the conflicting pains of both sides.
That's how I look at it, I hope no jesus freaks come and tear this comment apart...

789956 Really? I was hoping to cause a massive shit-storm with this. Rarity wants to kill. She is evil and satanic.

She may be evil, but she has a heart of gold made of all the jewelry she stole from other ponies.

789983 she needs to die d\because she is a child abusing prick.

Eh... I wouldn't call her that. My brother used me as a child exactly how Rarity uses Sweetie Belle, except I hate my brother instead of their sisterly love. You can never really understand the situation, but it seems worse than it really is.

790090 She uses spike's emotions so she dosn't have to do some work, and she makes Sweetie belle lug all of her shit up a mountain just so that Sweetie can feel loved.

Your equation for why Rarity is Hitler/Satan/Ronald McDonald is impressive. But the best pony is obviously Applejack. I'll prove it with the following equation:

Applejack= best pony= Applejack :ajsmug:

790162 I have had negative experiences on a farm as a child. Everything everything even remotely country gives me nausea. (not joking)

790184 No, psycho christian overprotective aunts who forced Jesus down my throat, made sure I learned that gays were evil and all pedos, said video games were the devil, that kind of trouble.

790204 I have never heard anyone say video games are the Devil.

790220 She said I need help because I don't like playing outside and would rather spend all day watching tv. She was the stupidest person I have ever met in my entire life.

790233 Well, how's spending all your time inside worked out?

790268 I have a social life, I never did any drugs, I am in relativity good shape, my grades have improved and my depression has lessened since I stopped going up there and I haven't been shot. So pretty good.

790317 Good. But you aint' got no vitamin C, bitch! :eeyup:

790339 Oranges are my favorite fruit mother fucker. Plus I drink sunny D like a mother fucker. And I do have the reflexes of a ninja cat due to intense masturbation gaming sessions.

790385 I am resisting the urge to say something horribly racist.

790396 Oh. You were thinking "since Inspectah Dash is black, it would make sense that he hates oranges", weren't you? I'll have you know, just as many white people hate oranges as black people do.
Racist motherfucker, thinkin' every brotha hates oranges. :trixieshiftleft:

790417 Wait, Are you really black?

790432 O.k. then.

(Your OC is right-side up again BTW)

790461 Why does he look like a douche? Earth ponies can't use guns silly. :twilightsmile:

790471 I assume you read the bio? Cause you never used the word 'douche' before. And I made it myself, so I'm not getting rid of it.

> Notice something? here (2 = 5) = 25

Explain. This is the only part I don't get of her being the second coming.

>Fuck you portalz0r
Too late, I already did :moustache:

790830 >concatenation

790830 if you take the equal sign out 2 and 5 are next to each other, making 25

790955 Hot. :moustache:

791016 No where does that answer my question. However I see it now so it's okay.

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