mathematical singularities and flaming water · 10:27pm Mar 2nd, 2012
2012 the year they say "the world as we know it" will end. well as far as i can tell physics and science seems to be throwing itself against the wall for shits and giggles today. My day today made no sense what so ever. i woke up at 3 in the morning which made me irratible as hell, and the heater was broken so no shower for me D:<. on my way to school my bus was stalked by THE biggest flock of crows ive ever seen, which didnt go away until we entered the bus tunnel. we were all looking at each other with WTF faces all around. the day just got odder as it went on. around 2nd block a massive explosion was heard in the science wing and because the half the school panicked the idiots and curious(me) were able to see what happened. god knows how but a science room being used for testing managed to implode a wall into a super dense ball of bricks. the students and teachers reason behind why this happened? "We were arguing over whether or not it was truly possible in any mathematical or scientific way to divide by 0 within this plane or any plane of existence for that matter." coincidently one of them admitted to tripping into the chemical locker (which also got sucked in) as the argument was going on which resulted in about 5 liters of unstable liquids to mix and implode on themselves resulting in the situation. they all thought they had broke a universal law somehow about "you cannot divide by zero or else" when it happened. after that aside from a chicken that ran through 4th block the other really weird thing that happened occurred outside the school as we headed home. im myself am an atheist for many reasons one of them being are religious fanatics. i absolutely hate them and the lengths they go to make fun of those different then them. we have this one student from the western european area who if you look at him you would see a sexy looking dracula in a tux. as such at the end of the day these asshole relig-freaks decided it would be fun to soak him in water. soak isnt a good word more like drench him to the bone. mean prank is mean yes but what was out of the ordinary was he immediately burst into flame afterwards. they got the flames out and he was sent to hospital soon afterwards with the 3 assholes being taken away with the police. aside from shock and confusion we were all looking at each other wondering if the day could get worse. luckily up to the writing pf this nothing else has happened. i have had an extremely odd day and am still waiting for frogs to rain from the sky and locusts to destroy the worlds crops
Haahahahahahahaha world really is going to end..... SEE YOU IN EQUESTRIA!!
I'm waiting for the frogs and for some deity to hit me for the abuse at shout at them if theye exsist.
23144 I'm gogin to the dbz universe sorry bro no ice cream.
23149. Doesnt bother me xD
23150 Sxrew it I'M FREEZING EVERYTHING.
Meh, Discord happen.
Spontaneous combustion FTW!!! jk.
I'm curious as how there was a chicken in your school.
Well... You CANNOT EVER SAY that your life is boring.
again, reminds me how boring my life is. oh well. at least ive got that field trip next friday
23154 Not Discord, Anarchy.
The Chicken..... it's always the chicken
where do you live that sounds like a normal day to me. XD
23216 center, center Lakeridge virginia
23149hey can i come along? oh we should invite all our freinds to our in-betwean dream space thing and all go to a equestria slightly difrent than the show so no one can steal your Ditsy Do before you meet her
23149than come along with us and invente it it's pretty easy to make
23171>>23154nope and nope it's Discord AND Anarchy they teamed up
this could be why i felt a inpending sense of doom for a while lol
also you dont KNOW how freaking big flock of crows or birds for that matter ive seen like 6 that go on for miles litterlialy
COME AT ME APOCALYPSE! MAKE MY DAY!
yep it might aswell
23177
I've had a bad D&D experience with a chicken once.
Long story short: always expect the most unexpected of things; things such as awakened rogue/assassin/ninja chickens that can oneshot you with a beak to the forehead.
23342 I personally suffer from anatidaephobia and generally birds do not like me for some reason
Assulted by: at least 5 chickens (at once), 2 turkeys (one blocked the exit and watched his friend chase me around), Ducks at leat 78% of the time, a Swan back-slapped me, an agro robin landed on my head and began to claw me, also every time it isn't winter a mass of pigeons would land on my balcony and take a shit.....
I like Penguins
23342>>23370>>23219 There was only one chicken....I tried to attack it....Next thing ya know, chickens flooded the scene and barraged me ... EVERYWHERE O-O
...What did I just read?
23342>>23370>>23458 i forgot to mention something. that chicken? yea it ran through the halls after my lunch period. what did i have for lunch? a chicken sandwhich "SCHOOL" lunch. doesnt the food need to be dead BEFORE they cook it?
23471 no the get it fresh off the scootaloo cupcakes style
Next thing I know i'm being attacked by horny birds.
Needless to say, we had roasted bird....for 3 weeks straight.
23219 lol wow I live by the Navajo reservation lol so ya weird stuff = normal
I hope this answers your questions