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560 weeks
The Pinnacle of the Internet

So in a recent skype chat a friend of mine asked the following: "What is the best thing on the Internet?" and put all those fucking smiliy this that skype has.
I could not answer that question until now
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?
LOOK AT IT!
ITS TERRIFYING!
-random stutering here- SERIOUSLY!
WTF
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560 weeks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! CANT BREATH!

That was amazing.
Seriously though I cant breath.... call 911 now plz

thx
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564 weeks
I dont know what to think anymore

'Just.... Just... I have been questioning everything ive ever believed in for an HOUR, just Rice almighty I dont know what know what to think anymore
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566 weeks
IM A HORRIBLE PERSON

undead.paradice- me
betesboy- friend
[12:55:37 AM] undead.paradice: dude
[12:55:52 AM] undead.paradice: we have to live through morgan freemans death
[12:55:56 AM] undead.paradice: omg
[12:56:00 AM] betesboy: WHY
[12:56:02 AM] undead.paradice: IM SO SAD
[12:56:11 AM] undead.paradice: IM SO DEPRESSED
[12:56:15 AM] betesboy: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT
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570 weeks
What The Fuck, Brain?!

So I went up to my local Krispy Kream to buy some doughnuts to feed my minio- I mean friends, and to get there puts me behind the store. So I came up behind the store and saw someone taking a smoke break, no big deal right? Heres the funny/weird part, the first thought in my brain was, "I could kill her and no one would know"
WHAT THE FUCK BRAIN?!?!?!?!?!
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