Random thing that has nothing to do with anything · 1:12am Jan 20th, 2013
So I was digging through my computer clearing out stuff that I don't need when I found this thing that I made a while back. I was just gonna delete it, cause it kinda sucks, but I figured you guys might get a kick out of it so here it is, a brony song parody of this very sarcastic song:
I’d be fatter, I’d be shorter
I’d go hugging the snorters
with most my neck bearded cronies
Dressed as Dash, I’d go RPin
While the normal folk are sleepin
If I only were a Brony
With my laptop, I’d look for fictions
Like xenophilia or things of similar diction
Maybe call those who clop phonies
Dressed in socks, always with sandals
With my room lit with apple scented candles
If I only were a brony
Yes I’d wanna clop
From the bottom of my heart impure
Would I like some rule thirty four? Well, sure
After that, we’ll go hang out with other boors
I’d pretend to be an alicorn
Like in stories without originality
I’d call the show’s pandering bologna
Eeyup the thing I’d be best at
Is impersonating Big Mac
If I only were a brony
In my Rainbow purse I carry
A holed Lyra plushy
And a list of ponies I would like to marry
Yes the world should have more hugging
Over ponies I’d be obsessing
And this horse that I’m up feeling
Would make me harder, I’m guessing
With my weight, I’d soon get oust
And I’d worship Lauren Faust
If I only were a brony
Best line ever.
*hugz*
729321*hugz*
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729332 It's still disappointing that donus got banned.
EVERYTHING SERIOUS IS NOW 20% MORE BORING
729339 Donus was kind of before I really started being... social on this site. So I don't really remember him much.
729346 He was a legend…
And a true comrade in arms……
729348 Shame that I didn't know him then.
729356 I believe his brother's former account (donus may have used it a few times I think) is "froggier"
Donus was a true troll and shall always be remembered as such (positively by us)
729360 A true troll you say? Truly he must have been a Discordant at heart.
729370 And a Trollestian by nature.
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Indeed.