Update and Sneak Peak · 4:38am Jan 10th, 2013
What's up guys? Now, I know all of you(or at least some of you.) are growing impatient with me and the chapter, rest assured that it's nearly done, I am possitive that I am 42% done, almost half way there! :D So, I just thought I'd let you know, and also, for begin so patient with me there's a sneak peak below to hold you guys over until I get done, so if you don't enjoy spoilers then don't read on. As for the rest of you, read on and enjoy:
At the Krusty Krab a massive crowd of Earth Ponies, Pegasai, and Unicorns are gathered around and are awaiting the new restaurant the Krusty Krab 2 to open. A news team push there way through the crowd and the anchor man Cloud Dasher begins his interview.
“Hello, Equestria! Cloud Dasher here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs.” Cloud Dasher points the mic to Mr. Krabs who has a big grin on his face.
“Hello. I like money.”
“What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?”
“Money.”
Everyone laughs at Mr. Krabs’ statement. Meanwhile, Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket.
“Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Cloud Dasher, and I've never even had one customer!” The word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen of the Chum Bucket as Plankton groans and moans powerfully causing him to sweat.
“Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.” said Karen walking towards her husband. (FYI Karen isn’t a computer here. In this story she’s a unicorn.)
“Oh, Karen, my beloved wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty.” Plankton visualizes the Krabby Patty with his mouth watering, he reaches for the illusion but reality kicks in before he has a chance to grab the patty. “Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from A to Y.”
“A to Y?”
“Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.”
“What about Z.”
“Z?”
“Z. The letter after Y.”
Plankton quickly searches through his filing cabinet. “W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.”
“Oh boy.” groaned Karen rolling her eyes.
Plankton opens the envelope and reads it. “Oh, yes.” Plankton holds the folder sideways and the seconds page unfolds. “Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical.” Plankton sniffs the envelope. “It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail!” Plankton marches outside. “So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank-”
SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him. “I'm ready, promotion... I'm ready, promotion...”
“Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!”
“Eww, I think I stepped in something.” SpongeBob tries to scrape Plankton off his shoe causing him to scream in agony.
“Not in something, on someone, you twit!”
“Oh. Sorry, Plankton.” SpongeBob pulls him off his shoe. “Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?”
“No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world! HAHAHA!”
“Well, good luck with that.” Runs off. “I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.”
“Stupid kid.”
At the grand opening ceremony Mr. Krabs walks up to a podium. “Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2.”
“We paid $9 for this?” asked Vinyl holding up her shades.
“I paid $10!” said Sandy angrily.
“Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.”
“Yay! Yeah! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! Ow!”
Everyone stares at SpongeBob.
“Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.”
‘Yes.’
‘The obvious choice for the job.”
‘He's right.’
“A name you all know. It starts with an S.”
“That's me.”
“Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles.”
Mr. Krabs points to the stage and Squidward’s face appears.
“Yes! Yeah!” Shouts SpongeBob in pure glee shaking Squidward's hand. “Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Yeah! All right!” SpongeBob runs up to the stage with everypony just staring at him as he made his way up to the microphone. “People of Ponyville, as the manager of...”
“Uh, SpongeBob.”
“Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K.” Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear. “I'm making a complete what of myself?” Mr. Krabs whispers more. “The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen?” Mr. Krabs whispers once more. “And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?”
“Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!”
“What?”
“You... did not... get... the job.”
“But... But why?”
“SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.”
“I'm not... mature?”
“Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...”
“Dork?” Suggested Caramel.
“No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.”
“A goofball?” Suggested Sweetie Bell.
“Closer, but no, no, no.”
“A ding-a-ling.” Shouted Sweetie Drops.
“Wing nut.” Shouted Medley.
“A Knucklehead Mcspazatron.” Shouted Granny Smith.
“OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?”
“I guess so, Mr. Krabs.”
“SpongeBob?”
SpongeBob walks away with his held low. “I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.”
“Poor kid.”
Suddenly a wild Patrick and Pinkie Pie appears flying on a banner Pinkie Pie had a bullhorn while Patrick is naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.
“Let’s give SpongeBob a great big hip hip hooray!!” shouted Pinkie Pie throwing confetti onto the audience.
‘Pinkie Pie? Patrick? What are they doing here?’ Twilight whispered to AppleJack.
AppleJack only shrugged as they both looked back at the pink duo.
“Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!” Shouted Patrick as he accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire causing everyone except for Patrick and Pinkie Pie to run away.
“Hello? Where'd everybody go?”
Pinkie Pie only shrugged.
“Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?”
1016974 As am I...for my school schedual to die down.
1017818 I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU!!!
1691484 Thanks for your pity. Makes me I promise though, I 'WILL' be off Haitus soon, it's just life gets in the way sometimes ya know?
1692224 I know how you feel.
Is this finished yet?
Um is it pinky patrick and spongebob or all the six mane + spongebob and patrick?
How manny days does it to make one chapter?im not complaining im just curious