Yes. I am indeed alive. Happy Halloween by the by.

I seriously doubt ANYONE that was following me prior is even still here or even still uses this site. But yeah, for those still around I am back. I'm sorry for the long LONG absence. I believe the last time I was here was 2 years ago. Back in early/mid 2019? Hol' up. Lemmie check. Casually flips some random pages lying on my desk... Yup! 2 years! And now the biggest question is... "ULTIMA YOU ABSOLUTE DONKEY! WHERE THE ABSOLUTE BUMBACLAT HAVE YOU BEEN?!" Well...Lets just say...A LOT has happened in my life that demanded my attention. Serious real life shit. Without going overly dramatic and making this into some pathetic sob story, TL;DR: Family matters

And oooooh SHIT let me freakin' tell you...ᵢₜ 𝓌ₐₛₙ'ₜ ₚᵣₑₜₜᵧ...But ANYWAY! I'm alive. A bit emotionally worn from the 2 years of bad shit but I'm only dead on the outside and not the inside which is a helluva lot better than it being the other way around! I'm back but don't expect consistent activity. I'm gonna come back here and there and I will definitely still post episodes of my MLP X SpongeBob fanfic. Frankly it's the easiest one to keep going and people did love them before. So maybe people of today will love them too if they stumble upon my account? I dunno.

ALSO! I have a job now~! I didn't have a job back in 2019 so that made posting seamless and easy. But now I got a job. I am a Home Depot employee so you can imagine how much energy that drains on working days so what I'm gonna do is, when I have time I'll type up episodes and post them here. But for right now I wanna do a remaster of my first SpongeBob X MLP fanfic episode. Not only to show my skills as a writer has vastly improved but also because I fucking HATE how I typed up this shit. Just GO BACK and look at any of my old episodes. Low quality. Low effort. I'm really not proud of it. And I didn't even fucking put who said what in most of these responses like you people are supposed to psychically know (somehow) who's saying what. It's only been 2 years but FUCK do I feel like a....I feel like a....I feel like a- Insert Donkey "HeeHoonk".avi here TOTAL BARNACLE HEAD!! But yeah, I'm back. Sorry for vanishing without saying much. Just...At the end of 2019 the bad situation literally dropped out of nowhere. I was just enjoying my day, bad news hit, tore the family apart, now I'm living in Georgia. Crazy how life works sometimes. So yeah any of my old followers from 2012 that are still following me "EEEEEEEEEEEEY~! How ya doin'~?" For all the new followers that will one day find my account and read this blog post to see how down bad I am "Eyyy~ Enjoy your stay~ I got plenty of stupid shit to type when my job isn't sucking me off like a damn succubus on an estrus cycle".

But lo, that's it for now. And remember: Eat at the Chum Bucket. Thank you. And good evening.