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Gizogin


I am Gizogin, THE DESTROYER!

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  • 395 weeks
    On the Aging and Development of Equus Sapiens

    On the Aging and Development of Equus Sapiens
    or, "Why pony ages are nonsense"


    Spoilers for "Where the Apple Lies"

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    0 comments · 928 views
  • 450 weeks
    Three Years in the Making

    Greetings, all!

    According to the little blurb in the statistics section, SoaP was originally published on 8 September 2012. That's slightly more than three years ago. High time, I thought, for a sequel!

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    2 comments · 548 views
  • 494 weeks
    Story Time

    Well, this has been a productive couple of weeks for me. When I mentioned having some unfinished stories sitting around, I didn't realize just how much I had. Celestia and Apple Bloom, Celestia and Luna, Twilight and Applejack, Twilight and Rainbow Dash, Celestia and Celestia...

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    0 comments · 558 views
  • 495 weeks
    Unpublishing E4E

    Hello, all. I have a bit of news, for those of you who have been following me for a while, and I'm afraid it's not good.

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    4 comments · 677 views
  • 523 weeks
    How Strong is Celestia?

    Once again, it seems I have decided to dedicate considerable thought and mathematical analysis to a show about pastel-colored, magical, cartoon horses. My target this time is that loftiest of targets, subject of infinite speculation and praise: Princess Celestia herself.

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    8 comments · 1,110 views
Jan
5th
2013

This Has a Title Now · 4:26pm Jan 5th, 2013

Behold! The Great and Powerful Trixie has taken control of this simple human's writing-account-thing! She has done this in order to make a very—

That's quite enough of that, your High-and-Mightiness. You haven't taken over anything.

Silence! Trixie has not given you permission to speak. This blog belongs to Trixie now!

I let you in here, and you know it. Stop acting up, or I'll retract my offer.

Spoilsport. Why can't you let Trixie have her fun?

... You done?

Yes.

Good. Why don't you get to the reason I brought you here?

*sigh* Very well. Trixie is here to inform you peasants—

Trixie...

To inform you valued readers that Gizogin is not, in fact, dead. He is also not very nice.

...

Kidding, kidding! You can stop glaring at Trixie now, Mr. Gizogin. Please? Anyway, he wishes me to inform you that he is still working on "An Eye for an Eye" – are you serious with that title? – and he hopes to have it ready for viewing at some point in the coming month. Or the next one. Between you and Trixie, she wouldn't get her hopes up. Gizogin can't keep a deadline for—

Trixie, I'm warning you.

How are those job applications going, Mr. Gizogin?

I – what? Oh, they're, um... I'm working on them!

Of course you are. Trixie was only asking. Though it seems a shame your parents don't know just how much time and effort you've put into them. Trixie would be more than happy to inform them. She's sure they'd be proud.

... We'll talk.

Oh, Trixie is sure of that. Thank you for your time, dear readers. (Oh, and keep an eye out for a certain Great and Powerful pony in Mr. Gizogin's next story. Something tells Trixie that she'll be working with him a bit more closely from now on.)

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