Carrot Top

I’m the real Carrot Top.

Comments

[Tape Deck]

No, you are decidedly not!

[RainbowDash2012]

5782349
Oh yeah? You and what army?!!

[Tape Deck]

5782365
The like 18 people who follow me! Which includes you!

[RainbowDash2012]

5782366
I guess I have to declare war on myself then and follow your command. What are your orders sir?

[Tape Deck]

5782373
Kamikaze yourself to stone via the Elements of Harmony.

[RainbowDash2012]

5782378
Ok! *turns myself to stone like Discord*

I can still hear you though.

[Tape Deck]

5782397
You can release yourself in 5 years, but if you behave will, I might release you at any time.

[RainbowDash2012]

5782400
Release me in 800 trillion factorial years.

[Tape Deck]

5782431
I'm not Carrot Top, so I have no power over you.

[RainbowDash2012]

5782433
Tape Deck can do it too

[Tape Deck]

5782437
Ok, if you're really wanting this, I'll banish you for 7.23723239229332048407458275052948x10^3432323 years.

[RainbowDash2012]

5782438
That’s more like it. Where shall I be banished to my master?

[Tape Deck]

5782440
The darker side of the moon, where you can't even enjoy the Pink Floyd album.

[RainbowDash2012]

5782441
Wow that’s a pretty dark place. It’s almost like the dark side of the force.

[Tape Deck]

C̶̢̧̨̢̢̢̛̛̛̛̛̱̰͚̯͎̯͔͉̖̮̰͔̩̙͇͕̯̹̤̥̘̥͕̞̪͓̰̟̟̣̤̪͉͉̱̻̼̦̖̻̙̺̺̫͉̹͕̘͎̩̘͕̝͎̘̹̉̓͆̽̆͒̓̓̈̍̀̆̀̽͆̾̾̇̏̋̀̓̄̄̔̿̋̆̏̍͐͐̊͒͊̇̀͛̀̊̌̉̀̓̏̄̽̾́͆̃̂̑̍͒͌̉͛̔̽̈̒̈́̃̐́̈́̒̽̈́̄͆̽̈̍̽́̉̒̎̌̑͊͒̒̅͌̿̿̎̇̀͌́̿̇̌̋͒̀̄̅̅̋̇́̎̌͑͑̾͋͐͆̿̆̓̾̈́̃͒͛̉́̀͆̆̆̌̅͛̈́̋͒̍́̅̽̏͑͂͗̎̉͊͆̄͗̽̓͑̌́̒͋͂̊̍̆̔͂̄̏̅̂́̽͂̅̏̑́͆̒͐͋̊̈́͌̎̿͆͗̎̑̇̑̓̽̀̃͌́̏͂͂̌̐̓̐͊̈́́̎͋́̉̍̌́͋͊̈́̑̂̄̽̒̇̐͘̕̕̕̕̕̕̕̚̕̕̚̚͘͠͠͠͝͠͝͝͝͠͝͝ͅͅȟ̷̢̧̧̢̧̧̡̡̨̢̡̧̢̧̡̡̢̡̡̡̨̡̡̧̢̡̛̛̭̣̱̫̮͔͈̻͔̱̦͍̻̺͖̼̺͕̮̳̠̹̥̹̘͎͚̩̤͚̭͓͇̣̮̟̺̣̗͕̖͇̖̺̰̲͍̟͙͖̻̝̭͈̮̼͔͈͙̜̜̱̹̞̣̦̲̙̭̣̞̱͕͔̥̙̰͙͙̜͍̱̦̩̲̻̱͈͎̤̦̥͇̼̝̥̻̩̞̠̘̳͕̱͇̻̖̭̯̥͙̙͓̖̜̮̮̟̝̱͚̯̪̠̖͖͉̙͙̙̗͖͎̟̠̦͕̬̥͕̺̤̫̤̥͉̯́͒̿̐̀̈́͋̍͒̍̊̒̾̾̒̊̓̎̓̓̾́́̂̍̏͑͒͊̾͑̉̀̑̾̆̋͒̽̆̾̆͆́̃̀́̊̓͂͑́͒͐̿̄̋̃̋̊͑̇́̆͂͋͌̎̾̈́̉̔͗͋̓̇̉̄̔̂̄͗̍̄̇̔́̋̽͆̀̄̈̋̃̽̄̆̐͑͒̄͆̉̄͛̈̽̋̇̃̍̿̒̈́̇̈́͋̓͆͌̽͗̿̋͐̈́̓̍̋̿͐͆͗̊̾͌̍̈́́̇͊́́̑̂̓̈̀̿̓̉̈́̍̂̽̂̽̓̐̽͐͌̓͒͌͐͂̂͑̂̈̕̚̚̚̚͘͘͘͘̕̚̕̕̕͘͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅą̵̨̢̢̧̧̧̢̨̨̢̨̡̡̢̡̢̡̢̡̩̻͈̠͙͎̯̤̟͖͙̰͖̳̳̪̰̼̜͈̟͖̗̻̼̫̠̗̘̙̲͔̻͍̖̦͙̤̯̞̲̦̣̟̣͉̙͍̖̬̭̫̗͕̲̲̤̼̯̫̫͔͎͖͕̝̰̙̖̳̥̘͔͔̪͚͍̙͕͈̲͇̫͔̲̗̗̟̤̪̦̱͖̺̟̥͚̹͎̯̘̳̭̘̝̲͎̭̪͖̺̫͇̦̜̤͇̯̹͓̭̖̺̬̬̞̫͖̮̝̞̝͕͎̺̣̬͚͕̻̹͓̠͇̤̠̠̼͙̞͔̞̪̝̲͖̹̜̬̪̣̥̭̩̼͔̗̭͕̹̗͖͍̮̪͇̜̬͈͚̪̒̽̉̉̋̇͆̈͐̽̈́̌̂̈́̌͑͂̈́͌̂͛́̆͆́̃̐̄̅̆̈́̉̀̏̍̌̓̍̑̀͆͛̐̔̀͛͋̇̉͑̈́̈̋̂̒͋̃̎̔̃̎̃̌̃̅͊͆̾͒̑͒̑͋̂͋͋͛́̑̎̎̊̊͆́̇̍̌̌̾̆́͂̍̅̍̆́͐͘̚̚̕̚͘͜͜͜͜͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅd̷̡̨̢̧̧̛̛̛̺̞͉͉̤̙̼͕̖̻̗̱̯̯̗̩̻̤̞͉͈͕̱̳̩̦̩͎͉͕̤̭̖̗̘͔̼̥͚̯̩͈͔͎̩̝̯͖̼͙̟̺̦͉͚̺̘̖̼͓̰̟̗͖̖̑̽̈́̌̈͆͗͑̓͋̉͑̉̉́̾̈́͐͛̂̊̍̐͌̔̌̆̄̿̅͛́͛̋̄̆͋̊̑̓̎́̀̎̿̀͛̅̀̄͛̉̀͌͋̈̐͆̿͂̀̽͌̉̏̾̃͂̓̏̊̄͒͂̋͊̿̓̔͘̚͘͘̚̕̕͜͜͠͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅ

[RainbowDash2012]

5782578
I honestly don’t know how you do that with the font and I’m too lazy to find out, but I approve of your ludicrousness as always, and of course Chad is always a sexy touch.

[Tape Deck]

5782581
https://www.zalgo.org/

You can adjust the level of zalgo as well. Ḃ̸̡̡̧̧̧̢̢̢̧̡̢̢̢̨̡̧̧̡̢̡̡̧̡͓͍̘̩̱̘͎̬͉̯͓̞̺̪̰͖̘̮̼̘͎͔̤͙̮͚̙̞̦͍̦̼͍͚͖͖̘̭̟͚̥̻͇̳͓̦̲̙͉̘͓̪̦̱͈̯͈̠̜̣̻͈̥̰̺̞̯̟̘̻̭̻̱͕̘̦͕̹͕̳̮̦͉̟͕͉̫͓̫̥͓̙̹͉̰͖̥̘̦͖͎̰̺͍̥̪̖̦̗͙̭̹͍̳͉͚̳͎̰̭̫̪͔͍̜͍̻͈͍̦̙͕̗̪̥͖̪͍̬͚̼͎̮̻̙͚̟̘̝̯͇̪̪͎̺̩̪̭̭̼̱͍̥̭̰̣̹̜̜̙̻̰͓̥̜̥̪̪̠̜͓̲̰͕̟̫͖͕͈̳̣̮̜̝̞̦̞͎͖̦͇̺̻̞̹͓̤̜̱̪̬̮̥͓͎̙̥̰̬̭̬̠̦͇̥̱̦̭̠̬͓̯̍͛͊͋̋͑̂̓̇͗̃̆͋͒͊̆̈́̎͌͊̕͜͜͜͜͝͝ͅͅͅơ̶̧̧̧̨̢̧̧̨̛̛̬͇̺̹͎͕͕̦̝̫̦̯̮̖̲̼̙̝͖̻̻̲̩̹͚̮̱̝̞̻̯͉̤͔̲̰̣̞̤̠͍̞̠̟̗̼̰̥͕̟̝̣͉̣̯͔͉͕̖̙̳̠̟͍̯̮̂́̂͐͐̃̂̍͗̇̂̐͐́̅̓̃̄̍͐̓̂̒̊̌͋̋͋̄͑̋̒̈́́͊̓̎͋̽̃̆̇̎̿̆̒̓̑̈́̌̋̉̾͑̽̍̊̃̈́̂̃̇͊̾̊̆̐̓̕̚͘̕̚͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅt̸̢̡̨̨̢̡̧̨̨̡̢̨̨̨̨̡̨̨̢̧̧̨̛̛̛̬̺̫̳̰̲̟͉̘͚͕̥̰̟̟̗̜̪̘̰̱̜̭̫͕͉̩̦̤̖̰̳͈̣̯̮̙̜̠͈̱̟̼͓͇̠͈̼̦͉̣̖̯̟̠̱̪̝͉̰̞̘͇̞͖̠̬̼̻͙͙̞̼̱̪̯͓̤̺̺̬̼̪̙͈̣̱̯̠͉̬̙͚͓̖̳̤̬̯̪̻͉͈͖̼͚̣͓͇̪̳̖̗̫̞͉̩͓̯̤͎͉̫̮͕͚͈͎̪̱̖͖̝͇̘̮̭̗̭͙̝͕͉̼̫̥̬̖͎͍̳̳͍͖̤̯̤̤͎̠̤̫̰̭̠͈̳͚̟̫͔͇̥̍̇̔́̅̅͛͛̎͊̏̃̆͛̓̅́́̃͋̽̋̃̌͊̊͗̆̎̈̍̾̓̀̈̓̔͑̇̎̃̋̎̅̔̍̏͗̓̓̈́͂͊̏̉͌͐͆̀̇̀̓̃̓͆̀̓̀͋̐͆̆͆͗͊̌̆͐̊̒̈́͛͗̏̓̂́́̐̂͌̐͒̏̃̾̈̒̎͂͊̒̀͊̓̂͒̔̊͐͗͑͌͊̀͌̓̃̔̽́̈́̒͐̏̂̂̈́̿̌͆̏̂͂͆͐̋͌̈́͂̽̎͂̒̐̔̈́͗̅̈́̓̄̐̽́͊͋͋̇̓̀̌͐̉̒̂̍̅̉͗̓̑͋̈́͐̅͑̀͌̒̏̉̾̂́̏̿̇̍̀̓̿́͒̓͘̕͘͘̕͘̚͘͘̕̕͘̚͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅͅs̴̡̨̨̨̡̡̡̨̨̡̛̯̠̱̳͓̝̮̼̫͎̦̠̹̯̗̙̮͚̯̞͍̹̺̯̖̘͖͍̫̜͍̺̯͉͇͓̱͔͇̝̫̩͇̗̪̻̯̗͙̮̙̩͇̥̻̟͎̜̫̼̫̟̮̩̮̦̫̤͚̞͓̪̭̟͕̪̲̖̫͈̞̳̜̖̠͚͇͙̯̞̫͓̲͍̭͕̭̥͎̦̣͛̀́́́̎͗̈́͆̉̊̃͛̄̈̓̊͑̈́̋̊͒̀͐̈́̽̋̊͆̀̈̀̈́͐̉̂͌͒̽̊͐͂̆͒̇̇̑͒͂̾̑̈́͒̕͘͜͜͠͝͠͠͝ͅͅw̶̡̢̡̢̡̨̡̨̧̧̧̡̢̧̡̡̧̧̡̧̨̢̨̡̡̨̛̛̛̛̛̛͍͉̦͕̬̯̹̙̭͓̞̹͙̰̟͖̭̩̦̻͖͖̹̙̞͔͚̰̬̳̺̱̗̙̩̺͉̹̳̼̺̠͚̩̯̙̙̼͇̣̬͚̤̭͉̝̲̱͎̞̺͍̭̥̘̻͓̣̱͕̖̼̥̰̭̮͔͓͙̗̮͈̳͖̫̰͙̪̪͚̜̰̫̘̳̤͙̥̪̰̪̥͎̰͎̝͓̙̝̠̹̝̰̪͙̲̮̬̤̠͇̗̝̭̻̘͙̦̬̭̯͓͎͍̼̥͍͓̯̮̰͕̦̹̗̭̬͇̖̼͙̭̮̥̪̲̫̼͕͇̳̘͎̮̱̫̘̗͉͉͔̪͉̞͇̣̜͙̹͙̱̤͚͓̰̦̠͎̬͙̞͕̤̱͍̩͇̝͓̺͓̟̻͚̩̞̟̺̭̱͕̘̙̮̭̳̤̠̝͎̮͇̞̲̜͈̥̗̻̟̩͓̫̤̥̣͇͍͍̻̻͙̯̺̼̺͓̖̹̜̮͎͆̾̈́̿̅̿͒̓̾͑̾͂̈́̀͊̐̐̈́̏̍̓̓͛̉̀̽̑̀̿̇͒̇͛̃͒̌͗̆̀̑̍́̑̿̑͒͒̉͂́̓̈́̉̿͂̽͛͛̉͋̊̒͊͊̾̐̌̂̾͊́̓̏͋̒̈̇͛̋̏́͌̈́̄͆̋̔̊̀͗̄́͊̋̀̍́̽́̄̄̐̋̈́͑̐̀͂̌͌͂̑̆͆̐̈́̑͛̓͒̃̀̇̂͑͋͌̓̊̾̈́̓̅̓͛̄̀̅̂̀̽̐̓̀͆̊̀̐͋̇̈́̍͐́̋͑͒̍͆̾͌͆̂̊̈́͐́̿́͋͆͗̉̂̎̈́͋́͗͑̈́͊̅̒̑̓̌̃̾̓̇̌͗͛͒̑͒̽̈́́͗̄͌̅̍̇́̈́̽́͒̑̒̉́̀͆̐̂̉̇̌̉̿̋̄̚͘̚̚̕̕̚̚͘͘̕̕̚̕̕̚̚̚͘̚̚͘̕͘͘͜͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅȁ̷̢̧̡̡̨̨̨̧̡̨̢̡̢̡̧̧̡̛̛̛̛̺̥͇̫̳̙̤͓̫͉̹̜̣̝̝͖̮̞͈̘̞͕̘̩̝̳͕̟̞̳̗̱͙̖͕̪̖̪͈̳̘͚̼̖̥̼̬͇̘̰̫̲̲̳͕̦̮͙̘̯͍̯̲̰͈͔͓̝̮̜̹̟̖͙͖͎̥͔̦̼̗̭̲̳͎̼͖͇͉͎̗̘̥̠̼̦̠̼͕̫̘̭̮̱͈̹͖̙̥͎̜̲̞̻̲̝̙̬̪͔̥̖̯̯̱̰͖͙͓̖̬̩̖̩͎̹̥̻̠̹͈̙͙̟̆̾̊̅͐͌̆͆̄̈́̀̅̿͊͐̽̈̆̒̑̈̆͌͌͌̿̄̄́̉́̔̔̅͒͋̆̓̌̅͗̾͊͌̉́̊̈̎͋̌̄́̌̓̏̀̈̀̊̿̒̅͑͊̉̈́́͆̉͋̓͗̀̆̒̽͛́̇̋̍͂̃̃͊̿͊̿̀̐̈́͒̔̌̈͑̊̃̃͒̏̇͊͋̊̔̍́͑̄͆̈́̎̃͆̔͋̐̿̊̐̐̔͒̈́̒͆̓͂̑̋̆̑̆̔̏̂̊̉́͆́̽̊̈́̋̿̀̐͛̂͂̔͑̓̒͆̊̽̀̆͛͛̂̾̏͗̏̀̎̆̆͂͊͊̏̀͒͐͒͗̿͗̌̏̀͋͛̊́͘͘͘̕̚̕̚̕̚̚̕̕̚̚̕͜͜͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͠͠ͅͅn̷̡̢̡̧͙͙͙͕̝̬̭̣͓̮͖͉̲̱̹͍̪͖̩̦̲̪͈͚̝̹̹̣͖̪͇̘̻̝͉̼͚̪̮͇̱͎̟̗̜͈͕͖̲͙̪̬͎̣̝̞̭̈́̈́͗̒̽͋͊͑͒͒̀͆͆̊̋͆̎̎͆̂̀̔͋͛̊́̆́̈͆͊͐͌̔̇̑͋̊̊͊́̈̒̓̀̆̆͒̓͆̍̏͜ͅa̷̛̛̛̛̛̗̹͔̟͖͙̭̥͚̻̫͉̥͎̗͓͖̱͈͕̥̺̙͉̥̭̯̺̳͕͈̾͂̏̂͒͆̓̒̏̂͂̂͌̇̀́͑̿͐̐̂̋͆̽̍̋̆̽̆̍̓̎̈̀̒̂̐͋͛͋̈́̃̇͋͆͆͌̽̆̀͌́͌͆̄͑̆͌͂͒̓͐̍̎͋̆̎̒̽̏̀͛̋͐̈̿͐͂́̈́̀̅̔̍̇́͗̌͌̄̋͐̇̽̍̽̆̌̂̈́̈͗̏̈́̿̌̑́̈́͒̑̔̀̋́̓͑̓̔͑̿̅̈͛̆͋̃͌͒̽̔͑̏̎̌̆̇͑̐́̋̿̊̐̎̓́̿͗̊̐̽̐͋͑̃̈́̈́̾͆̂̅̀̋̍̃͑͑͒͊̇̔̀͛̃̅̑̉̑̎͌̔͊̊͂̾̈́̌̈́͌́̒̀̕̚̚̕͘̕͘̚͘͘̕̚̕͘̚̚͝͝͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͠͝͝͝͠

[RainbowDash2012]

I̵̼̺̥̘̞̪̳̰̱̪̋̆̆̇̑̌̊͊͌ͅ ̶̨̨͓̮̮̙̹͔̘̩͓̉̊̈́̌̎̾̅͝͠é̴̢̠͉̞̬͎͎̯̰͎̺͔͙̝͚̦̫̻̙̘̪̱͗͒͂̈̇̊̌͐̓̈́͜͝ͅȃ̷͇͓̩̩̝͈͓̂̈́́̊͒̇̈́̑̓̊̈́ţ̵̡̛̯̜͚̟̞̟͖͎͖̦̘̹̣̪̼̪̫̱͓̓̈̀̽͆̔͐̅̊̅͌͋̐́̎̆͆̀͒̕͝ͅͅͅ ̶̧̯̝̭̩͙̼̫͓̬̣̟̞̯͔̄͛͋̎̈́͒̒̋͒̃̊̈́̈́͋̑͆͊̕̚͜͜͝͝p̷̡̳͖̜̞͔̪͕̝͈̬̗͇̭̘̮͚̝͕̮͕̻͙͒̂̿̅̃͗̕͜͝ǫ̸̡̛͓̦̙̺͕͔̬͔́͊̄̌̌̃͋̐̀͆̾̄̃̾̽͘̚ö̶̢̨̞̥͔̘͉͖̗̟̪̭̙̭͚͎̙̗͉͈̭͕̹̮͍͋̿̒̍̉͗̓̏̌͋̓́͛̂̕͝p̸̡̧̬̮̭͙̣̥̬̤̹̱̞̙̩̻̬̞̮̟̣̂̀͐̔̂̋̄̃̓̌̎̀̏͜ ̷̧̰̥̼̟̯͉̦̗̦͈͔̩̳͉͊̄̃̔̓̒̋̐̑̌̍͋̈́͒͋̑͝í̸̡̖̝̮͎̖̲̲̙̘̘̭̻̻͚͈̈͗́́͌͛̈̏͋̄͊̀́͂̿͒͘͜͝ͅņ̸̢͓̮͓̭̞͙͍̮̫̭͉̭̯̼̞̳̻̘̀̆̏̑͂͆̉́̊͂̅͛̈́̉̉͘͘̕͝ ̷̝̟̔͐͗̍̌́͌͘͘M̴̢̧̢̥͔̺̯͔͔͙̝̰̜͇̩͍̙̠̻̲͓̔̓̈́͐̌̓̌̊͌͋͗̎͋͋͗͑̕͘̕͜ͅͅͅa̴̢̪̣͓͕̭̲̙͓̹͎̮̠͚͉͉͎̱͙̙̪̱̞̭̐̿̂̾̽̑̔̌̊̚͜ų̸̛̥͕̤̙̯̖͖̤̘̼̯̘͓̗̰̲͔͎͈̗̟̉̉̃̋͛̈́̇͆͛́̎͐̓̏͝ͅͅr̵̛̛̥͚̰̮̰̘̩̩̻̦͖̠̠͔̩̖͉̞̼͕̪̖̪͐̒̋̽̔͋̀̈́̎̈̌̓͑͒̑̆̍͒̌̚į̴̳͍͚͕͔͇͎̊̂̈͆̊́͂̊̀̄̒͋̊̊͆̓͗̊͗̀͌̕̕̚ţ̸̧̥͖͓̖̩͎͎̞̣͉̣̞̗͉̳̜̽̉̃̔͋̿͐̽̈̔̈́͜͠a̶̢͕̹̗̝̩̤̭̼̝̬͌̈́̌̓́̋̀̈̄̓͒͗͛̽̀̏͘͜͝͠ņ̶͙̙̞̜̹͈͇̫͎̫̺̳͔̻͕̥̱͓͙̉̀ͅi̷̡͔̳̤̥̦̰̟̭̤̦̯̳̖͙̬̖̺̥͆̇̆͊̈́͊͛̒̃͊̀̕ã̴̡̰̪͚̫̖̱͇̻̝̜̲̳̹̥̮̦̤͔̥̾̈́̈̉̀̔͑͜͜͜͠͝

5782582
Lolol

[Tape Deck]

5782584
Yes, you have now joined the Zalgo side of the Force.

[RainbowDash2012]

5782886
It’s pretty absurd I have to say. I’ve never seen it in on fimfiction or anywhere on the internet before I met you lol.

[Tape Deck]

5782913
Wow, that's actually interesting.

I've seen it plenty of places.

[RainbowDash2012]

5782918
I guess I live under an internet rock then somehow. I’m addicted to like Google maps, Wikipedia, and YouTube (I know there’s public comments on YouTube, but I don’t look at them much lol). I also don’t use social media much, mostly just Facebook messenger to talk to friends. I occasionally use Reddit too but don’t comment. This is the main forum site I use, especially lately. I wonder who’s responsible for that .

[Tape Deck]

5782924

I wonder who’s responsible for that .

Jeff Zuckerburg, obviously. Head of Amazonbook.

[RainbowDash2012]

5782930

Really? I thought it was Elon Gates, the creator of the Tesla lap top.

[Tape Deck]

5782942
Jerry Schwarzenegger, DId you ever stop and think about the I'LL BE BACK.

[RainbowDash2012]

5782947
I think about that whenever I’m in Chad!