Dec
23rd
2012
I'm drunk off my ass · 3:49am Dec 23rd, 2012
No way of denying it. I'm drunk off my asss right now. Had two cops at my family's "Mayans were wrong" party (fully endorsed by Pinkie Pie! 
(but apparently, I'm not drunk enough to forget the bbc code for a smiling Pinkie~! 
)) Not to break it up! But they were professionals. They both tested me and my dad.
We both failed miserably.
Me worse than him.
But hey! I have learned that I am in fact a happy drunk!
Only take sips to understand what alcohal tastes like if you're underage kids. to keep you safe from spiked punch at highschool parties and all.
And drink responsibly if you're ligal!
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sgtnolisten · 321 views
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I can't stop giggling over what I wrote! I'm drunk alright....
It's fun!
But I won't being doing this again fror a long while...