Dec
21st
2012
I'ma gonna complain about not complaining about the apocalypse... · 3:49am Dec 21st, 2012
... because I just heard the most awesome thing on the news. Some Christian group in China said that three days of darkness will begin today (like that's their version of the apocalypse). NIGHTMARE MOON IS RETURNING!!! There was also some bulls*** about Communism in China being overthrown and stuff, but NIGHTMARE MOON IS RETURNING!!! Wait... returning isn't right. NIGHTMARE MOON IS COMING TO EARTH TO TAKE OVER!!! YYEEAAHH!!!!!! Get out your Lunar worship stuff everypony, it's been confirmed! WE'RE SAVED!!!
Three days of darkness? I don't remember that being in the Bible…
Standard reply to end of the world blogs (or things close to them)
FINALLY! A doomsday I can get on board with! Think about it....if Nightmare moon arrives, then that means that interdimentional teleportion would be possible! True we'd probably be dead, but think of the future generations! XD
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There's a number of conflicting branches of Christianity with various Bibles/teachings. Due to translation errors, and various books being edited, removed or added according to the branch.
633807 I know, the King James version is the one I use.
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Oh, sorry.
633840 It's k.
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I still (Platonically) love you?
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ERMAHGERD BROMERNCE
633884>>633887 WHAT IN SAM HELL IS GOIN ON?!
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You and BusyJackalope shared a tender moment together. D'awww...