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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

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Dec
5th
2023

"Just relax, Mr. Bown, and tell me about your childhood" · 3:23am Dec 5th, 2023

"Well..."

She's snatching the football away (haha)
She's snatching the football away (hoho!)
She held the ball for me to kick
But she's SNATCHING the FOOTBALL awaaaayyy (haha, hoho, heehee!)


(Oh, you know...)

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Comments ( 2 )

This song makes me nostalgic for Halloween 1998. The local oldies station would play spooky-adjacent music and ghost stories the last week of October and this song popped on in the car and genuinely sounded so unhinged, driving on a pitch black road at 8pm, the crisp scent of dead leaves leaking through the windows, and rising on the back of the vague sense of fragile mortality that "Bad Moon Rising" had left me with.
This doesn't have anything to do with the post, I just got rocketed back to being eleven and easily rattled for a second.

Shout out to The Night Has A Thousand Eyes playing that night and giving me a twenty year obsession with stalker/possessive songs that sound deceptively happy

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Just you and me and your PTSD



Travelin' and a-livin' off the land...

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