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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

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  • 1 week
    Bot accounts not being deleted

    I realize mods have real lives so sometimes they can't check a horsewords site every day, but bot posts have been proliferating and they don't seem to have been taken down starting about three days ago.

    I keep trying to find the right forum fir this and I'm always getting told it's the wrong one, so I'll post this here and maybe someone who sees it will ping the mods.

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  • 5 weeks
    You can't stay, no you can't stay...

    How's it feel when there's
    Time to remember?
    Branches bare like the
    Trees in November...

    Read More

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  • 14 weeks
    Quite ugly one morning

    Don't the sky look funny?
    Don't it look kinda chewed-on, like?
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    From the Dawn's early light?

    Read More

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  • 15 weeks
    Like takin' a trip through a citrus mountain

    With SpongeBob SquarePants as the voice of Charles Nelson Reilly

    1 comments · 58 views
  • 19 weeks
    Christmas 2023 be like

    Dracula playing poker with Santa.

    Says it all, really...

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Dec
3rd
2023

I think I finally found the Trixi theme · 10:26pm Dec 3rd, 2023

I need to do a Kickstar, see if Kathleen Barr is open to a freelance gig.

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FTL
FTL #1 · Dec 4th, 2023 · · ·

For those who are unfamiliar with the lyrics the section below would seem the most suited section for TGaPT

I can pull a rabbit out of a hat
I can pull it out but I can't put it back
I can make love disappear
For my next trick I'll need a volunteer

It's lonely up here
When the tricks have been played
And the spotlights have faded
And the plans that we made
Have fallen apart
It's lonely as hell
And there's no magic spell
For a broken heart

Replace rabbit with Ursa and we are ready to roll! :twilightsmile:

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I can saw... a mare stallion in two... but you won't wanna look... in the box when I'm through.

Edit: Realized stallion fits the meter better. And you know. RGE was very popular at one point.

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