Political introductions: Jill Biden · 9:53am Jun 16th, 2023
Ladies and Gentlemen! I introduce you to our challenger! Hailing from Hammonton, New Jersey, her IQ, and bank account are not mutually exclusive; winner of the nationally ambiguous Spanish-Speaking Accoldates with a Ph.D. in PCP, I am happy to introduce to you guys Jill Tracy Biden!
Goddamn, I'd make a good commentator.