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Flint Easthoof


I... Am... Guy that doesn't have enough time to write anymore... For now.

Jun
1st
2013

Reader Decision! · 6:24am Jun 1st, 2013

Okay guys, I'm just gonna be straightforward with this one. I need you to pick from two names. The one you pick will severely influence a later chapter of 'Feathers and Steel'. Queue dastardly scheme music.

So here are the names.
1. Jetstream
2. Blackhoof

Choose wisely children. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

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May
23rd
2013

Ultimate Rustling of my Jimmies · 3:08am May 23rd, 2013

I assume some of you have served, are interested in, are going to or are just really into all things military. So by that token, I present to you the one thing that has severely rustled my (and my grandfather's) jimmies to the point of no return. I am not going to include the 'Army Jump Wings' or 'SEAL Trident' pictures though.

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May
22nd
2013

XBOX ONE · 8:55pm May 22nd, 2013

Should've seen this coming a mile away. With how SONY approached their Next-Gen 'Console', it should come as no surprise that Microsoft would also screw the pooch in that regard. I really had hoped they wouldn't be dumb enough to do some of the shit they did. So let's take a look at some of what these dumbasses did wrong.

1. It looks like a fucking VCR. Hell, if that's all it took to get a shit ton of money from designing a console shell I could be a millionaire right meow.

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May
14th
2013

Guh... · 8:51pm May 14th, 2013

Wanna know what's running through my head right now? Here's a quick glimpse, "FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKK IT FUCKING HURTS! GOd fucking dammit, fuck! Fuck this fucking tonsill-fucking-itis bullshit! Why can't I fucking swallow without my throat and fucking ears feeling like they're being crushed by red hot fucking pliers?!" So in short, fuck my life at the moment, I'd rather get my dick cut in half at this moment to be honest.

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Apr
10th
2013

HBTM · 5:34am Apr 10th, 2013

Pointless title is pointless. Anyway, I had my 20th Birthday today. Awesome right? one more year till I can legally drink. I thought so too, until my day progressed. Sure, it started off good, got a phone so I can contact my 'friends' again. Had some fun playing Battlefield with my bronies up until my 24 hour ban because a bunch of kids got butthurt and reported me for no reason. It gets better, I gave my new number to all my friends on facebook (277) and guess how many decided to say

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Apr
2nd
2013

Gold Member? · 3:02am Apr 2nd, 2013

So apparently I'm a Gold Member now... What does that mean exactly? Cause as you know, I'm not the brightest cookie in the shed, and this 'Gold member' thing is as alien to me as Bacon to a Jew.

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Mar
25th
2013

I need... An Assistant. · 2:14am Mar 25th, 2013

Not just any assistant either, I need somebody who has experience with writing good stories and such. You might be asking why this is, and to be honest, it's because I don't like how I'm doing. I want to add more exposition to my writing, I'm at least 50% dialogue and that's starting to get on my nerves... Soooo yeah. Any takers?

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Mar
19th
2013

Who's The Spitfire Redneck? · 7:19am Mar 19th, 2013

Why, it's Cowboy Appledash of course! I just figured I'd change my name to match whom my favorite pony is. No worries, I'm still your annoying, colorful, weird and sometimes rude Cowboy, don't you worry your pretty little heads.

Also, on a side note, a fic I'm working on at the moment that will not be up for a LONG time should interest you guys, it's going to be called 'Feathers and Steel', so keep an eye out! You'll never know when it happens to pop up!

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Mar
4th
2013

Regarding Business is Good... · 4:38am Mar 4th, 2013

I know it's been 5 ever since I've updated it, and I'm sorry for that. As you all know, PonyFall has priority at this moment. Tomorrow, I'm going to try and finish up my next chapter then set to work on releasing one for BiG just for you guys. In the meantime though, can I ask a favor? Can you, my readers possibly draw up some cool stuff based on BiG? Like maybe a favorite part in-fic or something you'd like to see? You don't have to, but for some reason, pictures tend to help with my writing

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Feb
17th
2013

So... · 5:59am Feb 17th, 2013

I'm not gonna put a whole lot of thought into this post, I'm just gonna ramble.

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