Guise... Today is awesome... Slorg was able to approve my chapter! Win right there. BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! Mo-Fuggin feature box yo! First time five everything. I feel like a fuckin' celebrity now. Hot wild sex with scantily clad women for everyone (Unless you prefer guys, then you can do whatever...)!

Well, looks like Ch. 5 for PonyFall: Mile High Apple Pie will not be out by the end of this month... Looks like I'm in for 7,880 wet noodle floggings since Slorg just HAD to go on vacation. Oh well, as soon as he gets back, I'm sure I'll be able to put the chapter up. Until then, stay sexy, like me.

I just did some research which has completely destroyed me and my motivation to continue with my aspirations in life. You've all seen me going on and on about how I want to be a SWCC Operator/Navy SEAL. Well, that is never going to happen. Color blindness has fucked me over before, and it has done it again. Every job I've ever wanted in the Military requires picture perfect vision, or 'correctable' vision. Colorblindness is not one of these fixable traits. Unless you can pass both tests at

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Things are still in effect as per my last update with one small change. It's gonna take me a little bit longer to release PonyFall chapters now that I've got my College Courses to attend to, with two of them focused heavily on writing. So that's gonna sap a lot of my 'inspiration'. But I promise I'll have a new chapter out by the end of this month, and if I don't, you may all give me 40 lashes with a wet noodle.

I have a simple request for anybody that has favorited PF: Mile High Apple Pie. If you're any good at drawing an whatnot, could I bother one of you to come up with a better cover pic? There's nothing wrong with the current one, I just don't think it fits very well with the story... So yeah, if any you can, that'd be greatly appreciated.

- Garrett 'Sexiest Redneck' Houser A.K.A. Cowboy_Appledash

Remember when I said I had another fanfic in the works? Well, I won't be releasing it for quite a long while, but I figure I'll give you guys a summary just to mess with ya.

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This guy, Daniel Everheart otherwise known as 'Danielpony' is officially the best brony musician. Why do I say this? Well, simple, he makes great music and it's newer to the fandom in the sense that it isn't a bunch of Dubstep. Now go start listening to his stuff.

So yeah... Just figured I'd let ya'll know.

More unrelated topics? I don't got much aside from my now-near-obsession with the U.S. Navy SWCC & SEALs, since they are now my numbero uno goal in life. Seriously, I'll die before I quit, I will earn those pins and the rights that come with them even if it's the last thing I'll do!

Starting off, if you don't know by now, the names Garrett. I like to consider myself the one and only legitimate 'Redneck Brony', rebel flag and all. But lets not have a shitstorm over this, I have my reasons for these things, and you all have reasons for your own things.

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