All glory to the indomitable, the mighty, the handsome, the delicious... Parqua. Our lord and saviour, his power and holiness is immeasurable. The only true path to enlightenment is through following, may we help him on his way to the immortal plane.

Fuckin' reboot's rebooting like a mofo. (Honestly).

I'm yelling at an empty room, as per usual with my blog posts (not counting the ginger welsh twat in the corner on his phone), but you non-existent nignogs had better prepare your fucking anuses because the beautiful masterpiece that is Archangel of the Rebellion is getting itself a makeover in celebration of being a year and a few months old! (that was a lie, we just got bored.) So yeah, you lot had better GET

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mfw this account is the best thing to happen to this website since ever

-Archangel of the Rebellion, masterpiece to rival Dickens and Shakespeare
-Seizure inducing user page
-untouched for several months

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It's true.

My former username of "RandomGuy97" has been replaced with my current one, for a number of reasons. For a start, I simply got bored of it, nowt wrong with a bit of change every now and again. Also, I think numbers are awkward, so I got rid of them. ALSO, the old one was a bit bland. So yeah, RandomGuy97 is dead, I rule supreme from now on, and my unusual adjective-noun pairing will crush you tiny specks of dust into the ground!

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Wow, I'm making a relevant blog post that isn't about pear being an idiot (which he is). no, this is about a new fanfic moi et Pear are planning at the moment. Without giving away too much, it's about good old Sombra, a bit of a backstory for the poor chap. So yeah, if anyone cares they can keep an eye out for that.

Pear made a blog post ages ago with a similar title to this and I thought I would do one the same. Anyway, I'm gonna write a story independently and stuff is gonna happen in it! so y'know... I win Pear, you stupid fucker. mushrooms

So I spend several minutes editing my friend's story to make it stupid. I send it in for moderation and they say I need permission to repost a story that DOESN'T EVEN EXIST ANY MORE. How the hell am I even supposed to get written permission? apparently I need to put more mlp related stuff in there. IT'S ONLY THE FIRST CHAPTER! OF COURSE THERE'LL BE PONIES LATER!!! argh! people are so not-understanding. Oh well, it was only a pisstake anyway.

The title of this post is a bit misleading because pear is still a douche. But we were having a go at someone called Jog and it was quite funny and he is less bored of ponies now so we can get something done. Meow is a douche because he is my cat and he is really angry and he scratched me in the face. Also, Joe Gilhooley, if you're reading this you are a clopper who wants to have sex with 2 Princess Lunas at the same time in your dream because you're having sex with one when Snips and Snails

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