Meow is a douche but pear isn't any more

The title of this post is a bit misleading because pear is still a douche. But we were having a go at someone called Jog and it was quite funny and he is less bored of ponies now so we can get something done. Meow is a douche because he is my cat and he is really angry and he scratched me in the face. Also, Joe Gilhooley, if you're reading this you are a clopper who wants to have sex with 2 Princess Lunas at the same time in your dream because you're having sex with one when Snips and Snails come and start gangraping you but another Luna comes and explodes them and you have sex with both Lunas. There is also an alternate reality where Luna is looking at pictures of Joe Gilhooley wearing nothing but socks and... yeah, I'm not going to continue this for my own safety....

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[Pearple Prose]

I feel sick