Hey!I'm back after 1 billion years!I'm in the middle of making a story,would you like to be the first to read it?

1080678 You keep scaring them away.

Hi! Do you like muffins? (Very likely; almost everypony does!)

And another thing that almost everypony likes; Followers! Yay!

Have a virtual muffin and a follower for you, dear sir or lady Feel free to return it, or not.

Oh, and never forget the good part of life; Have fun!

Hey bud, what are you doing to your profile? And why does it say that you have 0 story views?

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Hell yes he is.