It seems like most of the fics being written at the moment either have an epic plot but are written horribly or are written nicely and have no plot. Stop snickering, you fools, I'm using the literary term here.

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Would anyone be interested in a fic involving a Viking warrior, the Bermuda Triangle, and ponies?

His paws tightened around the shafts of his weapons. He couldn't sweat anymore, but he was panting hard.

The battlefield was swirling with dust clouds, the wind whipping up spontaneous dirt devils everywhere. Bodies lay in street corners, blood soaking into the parched soil. The sounds of ongoing clashes filled the air. The metallic scent of rusted metal and spilled gore drifted in the wind.

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Had to rush through my editing of Chapter 6... it's not going to be as good as Chapter 5 was, but that's what happens when you procrastinate. Things get rushed, and when you rush, you get sloppy. Wish me better luck next time.

I am now the official editor for Ex Nihilos' "Rorschach in Equestria"! How'd I get that gig? By bugging him about his bad writing, of course.