Seriously... it's even complete and everything, as opposed to the 20,000+ word Beauty Brass story and its sequel that remain unfinished and unpublished.

To all of you fans of Tragic, Dark stories featuring Snails as the main character, this one is for you.

Time Turner looked out of his office window at the gently falling snow and sighed in relief. He had finally finished the stack of paperwork that the Mayor and Red Tape had asked be completed before the holiday. Granted, this meant that they enjoyed the luxury of taking the day off while he worked, but here was no sense in three of them coming in for a couple of hours to complete a job that had taken him only half of the day to do. It's not like the paperwork didn't matter, either.

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The red hats are back for December.

I did it last year, and it was fun. This year, I decided to try something a little different.

It turned out to be a lot different, but when you're had Beauty Brass as your avatar 15 different ways over two years, that is to be expected.

I wasn't tagged by anyone to do this, but I read Eakin's and thought it might jog some creative juices if I tried it myself.

WHO ARE YOU? AGE/RACE

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All right... I really don't have any good reasons for not completing the requests by Colt in the Moon, Goldenheart, and touileasaso yet, and I'm not going to make a lame excuse either. The worst part is that I've let them go for so long that I don't even remember whose request came first without going back through my messages.

In any case... I have to make them a priority for January.

Resolution #1
Tangerine Sashay of Power
Quicksilver as a Night Guard
Fillies Play

Resolution #2

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Cranky Doodle sat in his trench on Hearth’s Warming Eve, twiddling his hooves absent mindedly, if only to warm them a bit. Even though there was a temporary truce for the holiday, soldiers were not allowed to make personal fires except for cooking, and even those were frowned on by his commanding officer.

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Maybe if I put them down in writing, I'll have a better chance of actually meeting them.

Deviantart stuff:

Finish Soluna Stone for Goldenheart - check.
Finish O6 Bridlemaids
Finish the Flipside Six art that I started a month before starting O6 Bridlemaids
Post the MMC cover - check.
Post the "not-sequel-to-MMC" cover - check.
Do something in the BBBFF style - check.

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To Tartarus with it. This story isn't going to leave me be unless I try to publish it. If it gets downvoted to oblivion, so be it.

Anyone interested in pre-reading/proofreading a new Alternate Universe piece based on the Season Three Finale?

Unlike The Old Green Mare, my intent is to release this one as a complete package, since the ending's already been written. And if it sucks... then it won't ever get published at all, and we'll have spared FiMFiction from more derivative crap.

http://www.fimfiction.net/chapter/334974

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I have no idea where The Old Green Mare is going. So what did I do? Tried to pull a deus ex machina where Twilight and Pinkie Pie somehow drag a second Pinkie from a dying alternate universe into their own... and she'd end up saving the day!

Dumb, dumb, dumb.

I'm going to fix this somehow. Put the focus back where it belongs.

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