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RaritySimper44


I'm a gravy seal now bitches

May
10th
2015

The return of the great mighty poo grows near to its publishing! · 4:54pm May 10th, 2015

The first chapter will be up very soon! Whats more I actually put effort into this unlike its prequel, its still going to be crap about crap through and through of course but the quality should be a little better. Basically the great mighty poo is nothing but a fart ghost and possesses Twilight Sparkle in order to take over Equestria and take his vengeance upon Fluttershy for flushing him down the toilet! I'm trying to get it to be a kid friendly fic too with only one cuss word in it so far

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May
10th
2015

Yay 60 followers :D! · 4:39am May 10th, 2015

Thanks to everyone who follows me. My goal is to get better at writing and get more followers than MirandaEscalante! Why? Because she is going to be the easiest to surpass, not that she sucks but come on its only 14 follows ahead of me it will be easier to try to surpass her than like someone like knighty with over 3,000 right?

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May
10th
2015

Gas station hot dogs for work meals! · 12:24am May 10th, 2015

Okay so I work at Publix, I'm a stock clerk so I get paid 9.50 an hour, not bad for just starting, well right next to the Publix is a gas station, and boy are their hot dogs good, they have the regular beef hot dogs sure but they also have hamburger beef dogs, buffalo chicken dogs and a bunch of others. ( The hamburger ones are best :raritywink:) and they have buffalo sauce, mayo, ranch and oh boy i GET A BURGER DOG AND SMOTHER THAT THING IN BUFFALO SAUCE AND MAYO AND RANCH mmmmmmmm so good. :3

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May
8th
2015

Wow! · 6:47am May 8th, 2015

I never realized how popular my story A friend to the end is:pinkiehappy:, it is on 95 book shelves, 35 people are tracking it and its rated 57,695th Assuming there are close to at least two hundred thousand stories on fimfiction AT LEAST, I'd say its pretty good for a fanfic written by the guy who created Fluttershy's filler list:moustache:, I may continue it just to see how much better it can get, we'll see:twilightsmile:

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May
4th
2015

I have a new story coming soon! And I realized something.... · 3:32am May 4th, 2015

Its called Wolf brother, I won't give too much away, but its basically a romance and adventure story. Obviously the male love interest is an OC, I am known for that, I am not giving away the plot because I'm not comfortable telling people about it, I'd rather you read it and judge it afterwards.

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May
4th
2015

Sleep paralyses is scary! · 3:04am May 4th, 2015

I've never experienced it myself but I've heard about it. Apparently you awake but you're body is still asleep and you will see these things, they sit on you're chest or just stare at you, this video will explain it better than I can. here The scariest thing about it is that you can't move when this is happening so you're helpless.

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Apr
3rd
2015

Season 5 is here tomorrow! · 3:23pm Apr 3rd, 2015

I'm very excited, I've been waiting a real long time for this and now its finally here! And the best part is that it premiers before I go to work. Also do any of you remember that one story I wrote? It was anthro? I forgot what it was called but I've restarted it, chapter three is up on Fanfiction. Once I finish it I'll post it here. With that I'm out bye!

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Nov
27th
2014

Buffalo chicken strips with ranch are the best thing ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! · 7:51pm Nov 27th, 2014

Okay so me and some of my family (mom, brother, and Grandma) went to burger king this one time a couple of weeks ago and I got the buffalo chicken strips; they were so amazing!!!! and then I dipped them in ranch- TASTE EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:pinkiehappy: I've been craving them ever since we go to burger king every Sunday because its cheap and I wouldn't want it any other way. Of course if they run out then I need to get some from somewhere else; I need my buffalo chicken strips, and

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