*logs into FiMFic*

"A Loli, A Horror, and Far Too Many Tentacles"
rated teen, tags: sex

*logs out, shuts laptop, leaves house*

On one hand, I don't know how much time I'll have because I need a new job and I've sworn to get one within the month, no matter what it is -- I've had to quit my last one because that's what destroyed my hands in the first place, you see. I've also got a commission I accepted on a whim that I'll need to decide what to do with once and for all by this weekend (btw, to be clear, in spite of what I just said I AM NOT ACCEPTING COMMISSIONS RIGHT NOW).

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is the most awkward word in the English language. I can't get over it.

I have this saved in a text file on my computer in case I ever need it. The idea was that the princesses wrote it as one of the Equestrian founding documents when it was determined that they'd be in charge of the country 5ever. I wrote it to be saccharine as hell because of course it would be.

"I. While we breathe, we will always be there for you.
II. Equestria is to be a place where anyone can thrive, learn, and grow. All Equestrians shall have the opportunity to do these things.

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(Chapter 27 progress: 650 words, currently reviewing my notes to make sure I can get away with the things I'm about to do)

There are creative writers around here, right? Check this shit out.

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(chapter progress: I've written like three intros to ch. 27 before I found something I thought I could work with. Progress!)

Anyway I've been laughing for like a minute now because I just now realized that, at my family Thanksgiving yesterday, of the three or four people in my giant family who didn't vote for Trump, we all just happened to be celebrating somewhere else this year, rather than participating in the usual 50-person party we do every holiday.

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Since a fair few people are taking these election results pretty fucking badly, I'm just going to leave this here.

http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
Online chat available.

Call 1-800-273-8255
Available 24 hours every day.

You can even call 911 if you feel you can't be left alone. Anybody in the medical field will tell you that being a suicide risk is very much a medical emergency.

Just keep going, yeah? Nothing is over.

So close to publication of 26. That shit could happen, like, tomorrow depending on how comfortable I end up feeling.

So close to the end of this US election, too. For the non-Americans, don't worry (or hope). We'll probably end up settling on the status quo. And for the Americans... well, you know.

Fuck this typing job, I could be delivering pizza. Chapter 26 still being edited, but we're like 2/3 done, so give it a week or two.

For serious fuck this typing job

Arcanist Ascendant and I are busy as hell, though, so don't get too excited. I have until Monday morning to move all the stuff out of my apartment for the next month while they move the walls around, for instance, and AA is trying to figure out some kind of math thing I'd never heard of until he told me about it.

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