Finally, I can now use "my fanfiction, rated X stars on Equestria Daily" in an argument double-ironically.

Also I guess I'm a real brone author now. Who'd've thunk it?

Now on to the important part of this blog post: knighty, fix the views graph already! And make the featured box have a faster falloff!

Also, to distract every single one of you for the rest of the day:

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800 followers! Complete madness.

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Apparently I have a fan club now?

Personally I think it's a crazy idea, but I think following me at all is a crazy idea, so...

Anyway, to give this blog some legitimacy I'll take a vote. I know what I'm writing next, but after that I could write either Cloudchaser/Flitter wingfaggotry, 2nd person Twirity, non-sexual cuddle orgies, or a totally sexual continuation of A Warm Summer's Evening. Go.

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700 people!
I don't think you guys quite understand, I asked you to stop, not to speed up, you muppets.

Still, thank you regardless! I hope I can continue to entertain.

Also, in the interests of demographics and statistics: Why are you watching me?

You were kicked from #EquestriaDaily by Sketchy_Sounds (Aww, boo hoo hoo)

;-;
truly this is a fate worse than death
brb killing self

600 of you nutcases now, that's officially too many
please stop that is too many pone liking guys

okay I still love you all
yes, even you

Five hundred (and twenty) watchers, you crazy people. Fair warning for anybody joining us because of "Unchangable": While that story won't be clop (and even if there's overwhelming demand, it'll be a side story) what I write usually is. If you don't like clop, I'd still recommend giving it a try, it's good clean fun (Except Corruption. Or Disobedience. Loyalty is a stretch. Five Librarians? Okay that one's pretty dirty too... Uh, I guess start with Wind Beneath Her Wings, if you like romance?)

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So, that's chapter 4 of WBHW out, and the story is starting to build up a little speed. I'm hoping you guys enjoy it, it'll be a bumpy ride before the end.

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Apparently 400 of you do. Thank you! You insane people.

I have no idea why any of you (save about 3 or 4 who know me personally) are following me, but I'm sure you all have your reasons. I'll just sit over here continuing doing what I'm doing then.

So, yeah. I dunno why any of you guys are following me, but thank you.

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