I'm giving some consideration to a story involving, but not copying, the plot from the TV show Defiance.

But, currently, I'm working on Shade. And 'Machine story.' And 'aphenphosmphobia' And that 'Hielolfic'. And 'Table Flip: A minotaur's tale'.
Seems like every time I try to write for Shade Starcunning, I end up tacking on another couple thousand words to every other story I've never published.
See you in three weeks, Shady my boi!

Your name is Shadowhawk.
You've had the entire week to plan your Starcunning story.
Its done. Now all you need to do is typing.
Pull up to the keyboard.
LETS DO THIS!
Check the willpower gauge: 2%
Check the writing desire: 1%
"We cannae do it Cap! We don't have the powar!"
The Lady Booze will help.
She's always so generous and helpful!
Check scotch bottle: 120% Captain!
Doesn't make sense.
Don't give a fuck.
Have a single shot
Fall asleep two minutes later.

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ITS MAH BIRFDAY, WHERE'S THE GODDAMN CAKE?!

In other news, a new chapter for 'Versin Space! WWWWHOOOOoooooo.... Yea nobodies reading that garbage. Except me when I'm trashed.
Shade continues his adventure in magical pony land.... tomorrow. Because I said so. Also because I've got like 1000 words done. Out of the 6000 I'd hope to have completed. Looks like tonight and tomorrow is gunna be Starcunning! Assuming I've not died from alcohol poisoning.

Liver, forgive me, its ALCOHOL TIME!

Shade arrives on the scene!
I... Oh look, that scotch looks.... shiny.

And found a 'Dishonored- Corvo in Equestria' story in my docs.
The final line of the story?
MOTHERFUCKING BLINKING SPREE!

Yea, you're getting posted. Along with 'Versin Space, Machine story, Applesauce, MyDayMyWay, Shade the Starcunning man and the finalle of Dagan the Splicer.
So.... Yea, see you in june, Corvo!

I'm calling it here, I bet that S3 E10 is going to be an absolute fanwank. I mean, so bad it'll be like they're reaching through the screen to get you off in the worst possible way.
I read the synopsis. There is no way they can make it watchable.
Now, to wait.

Ruff ruff, a Diamond dog story involving Ruff, Tuff and Woof as they endevour to try and find diamonds for their master.
Eh, but that on a backburner behind the backburner behind the backmurder.

Just penned a 'Farle in Equestria' featuring pinkie pie, Twilight and a gender-species bending mirror pool.
I love my drunk brain, no really, hugs you drunken fucking idiot brain.

Once I get it to a one-shot size, I'll deploy it. Need to bunker down and get 'Versin Space to the right spot before I can do that, can't be having a drunken binge story before...well, one of the main characters hits the right spot, right?

Oh nobody's listening Farle, just get on with it.