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Jordanis


There's never been a writer here.

Jan
12th
2014

De-Jossing · 7:43am Jan 12th, 2014

I have updated the interlude in 'Alicorn Stories' to more or less de-Joss myself there. In the process, about 350 words have been added, so I imagine some of you will want to check it out.

The next chapter is 'The Lunar Princess'. Clearly, I am very clever to have put it off for so long, since now I can write it to take into account the contents of the relevant episode.

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Nov
26th
2013

Ancient Snitstory: Scenes Painted Over. · 6:30am Nov 26th, 2013

My most famous story, by far, is Snit. Some of you are familiar with the genesis of that story, but I think a lot of you are not, at this point. So I'll tell you about it.

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Aug
13th
2013

Twilight the Friendarian · 5:06am Aug 13th, 2013

CELESTIA: You have saved Equestria again, yes! This is good, but what is best in life?
RAINBOW DASH: The open sky, fast wings, friends at your hoof, and the wind in your mane!
CELESTIA: Perhaps. She smiles, cryptically. Twilight, what is best in life?
TWILIGHT: To befriend your enemies, see them embrace before you, and to hear the laughter of their foals.
CELESTIA: Smiling beatifically. That is good. That is good...

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Jun
29th
2013

Everfree Northwest · 11:32pm Jun 29th, 2013

I'll be at Everfree, mostly because my wife, the inimitable SPark, will be running a table selling her plushes and costume items in the vendor area. Hope to stalk say hi to the show folks that are going, plus maybe Skywriter. *swoon*

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Feb
16th
2013

A Series Finale · 5:31pm Feb 16th, 2013

Well, that wraps up Friendship is Magic, folks. We've arrived at the destination that has felt thematically probable, if not inevitable, since Episode 1. We've all been able to sense it coming, I think. All of the 'Twilight Becomes an Alicorn' fics have to come from somewhere, after all!

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Jan
30th
2013

The Subject in Vogue (spoilers) · 3:08am Jan 30th, 2013

It seems to be the done thing today to express an opinion on the subject of the coming End Of All That Is Good And Wonderful With Ponies, ie Alicorn Twilight.

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Jul
16th
2012

An Update?! · 10:54am Jul 16th, 2012

So I added a chapter. It's a short one, but the stopping point is natural, the middle refused to be extended, and sometimes shit just happens man, y'know?

Did (as if you hadn't noticed) end up appending it to the same story. Basically, I realized I was writing it without any of the setup that would be necessary to make it stand alone, so that clearly made it part of the same story.

Let's see if I can't do the next one a little faster than this one, shall we?

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Jun
4th
2012

Reading too many Twilight Wakes Up as an Alicorn stories · 8:24am Jun 4th, 2012

As Twilight Sparkle awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, she found herself transformed in her bed into an alicorn. She lay on her stomach and saw, as she looked over her shoulder, her purple, feathered wings splayed out on either side of her. Over these new limbs the blanket, just about ready to slide off completely, could hardly stay in place. Her four legs, long and willowy compared to her stature, shifted uncertainly beneath her.

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May
9th
2012

On Snit · 8:33am May 9th, 2012

So I'm seeing a lot of comments opining that Snit isn't finished. I'm here to tell you that it is, in fact, finished.

"But Jordanis," you cry, "there is so much left unresolved!"

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May
8th
2012

I dood it. · 8:29am May 8th, 2012

Well, it took a couple more ciders, but I managed to finish this thing out tonight.


I am up way past my bedtime.

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