Brady and I have decided, upon him moving here to Indiana, that we're going to open a LGBT bakery. Under the Religious Freedom Act, we will refuse service to any straight couple looking for a cake. We believe it wouldn't be right to celebrate them wanting to continue to overpopulate this planet. Not to mention bringing their screaming, shitting birth defect into nice, quiet restaurants.

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Well, after talking with some folks on Digital Storm's forums, I have decided to buy a pre-built with some upgradability, get some experience upgrading, then I'll approach building my own. Hopefully not before too long, because now that I've seen some factory pics, I'm not sure how long I'll want two SLI 980's running in a mid tower.

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You know what I love?

I love IGN's graphics comparison videos. Because of how practically useless they are.

Just how in the hell are we supposed to notice how amazing a PC game running at 1080p at 60fps on a 144hz monitor looks, when we're watching your video on a <60hz monitor, at <900p, most likely running at 30fps.

Oh right, that would make your comparison fucking useless unless you're already watching it with the best monitor. Thank you, IGN.

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Well, a friend and coworker sold me a nice corner desk she wasn't using, so now my project begins. I'm going to see if I can turn this into a killer gaming setup within one year.

Day 1: To start off, Alduin and Darth Malgus are keeping my router company up top. More improvements to come!

"Solo Sonic games, I don't know how long that can last - there isn't enough variety to sustain it. The future of Sonic games needs to be co-op,"

Quote from former Sega producer.

You know what, Sega and Sonic Team? It's time to call it quits. Throw in the towel, and sell the whole damn Sonic IP to a developer that knows what the hell they're doing.

You had it. Unleashed daytime, Colors, and Generations. You freaking had what fans wanted, and you ignored it entirely.

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Thought about picking up Battlefield Hardline, but fortunately, I have decided against it. What's more, it's made me even more determined to ultimately have my console gaming fade into the background.

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Four years ago, I had watched the first four episodes of a cartoon about talking horses, and went, "yeah, this is pretty cool. Next episode!".

Then I started writing about cartoon horses.

Then I started writing about cartoon horses having sex.

I have to wonder if there's a lower point than that.

I've been continuing to enjoy the Unleashed Project mod for Sonic Generations. The S Ranks are very challenging to get. In Unleashed, you needed an impressive time, and an unhealthy pile of rings to bump your score up to the required level. In vanilla Generations, they were handed out for a merely halfway decent performance.

But the score system in Unleashed Project only counts your first 100 rings, so hoarding 700 rings as Super Sonic doesn't really help.

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