I tried to eat a "chocolate" Easter egg today.

It wouldn't break open.

I got my PS3 controller.

THE CONTROLLER IS DENTED.

I got a hammer and hit it.

No dent.

5 minutes of non-stop hitting later:

Hey guys so.. I seriously need some help.

One of my friends is suicidal. I've known this for a while, bust I realised just how serious it is when I read a post on her tumblr:

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FightingIsMagic

Today it has been 6 months since I first joined!

Who cares!?

I do..

Then why do you need to write a BLOG POST about it!?

Okay. I'm fucking sick of you.

Aww, did I make the little baby cry?

I swear. To Luna. I am. Going. TO RIP YOUR THROAT OUT AND EAT IT WITH YOUR EYEBALLS.

THIS HAPPENS.

WHY CAN I NOT THINK OF A GOOD IDEA THAT ISN'T ALREADY AROUND!?

I DON'T LIKE CHANGE!

redbolt!!

I wish to apologise for this blog post being a week late, the time just flew away..

Sort of like this guy's OC, and guess it's name? That's right, Redbolt!

He has only got one story, but it's pretty good!

The grammar isn't the best, and the punctuation is A LITTLE off SOME OF THE TIME!

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LexiD!!

An amazing Finnish author.

I found this lil' author at the start of January, they uploaded their newest story in TWO of my groups.

It's not their newest any more...

But go check them out!

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Goodbye.

I'm out.

<INSERT SUICIDE HERE>