Concrete Easter Egg. · 4:47pm Apr 3rd, 2013
I tried to eat a "chocolate" Easter egg today.
It wouldn't break open.
I got my PS3 controller.
THE CONTROLLER IS DENTED.
I got a hammer and hit it.
No dent.
5 minutes of non-stop hitting later:
I tried to eat a "chocolate" Easter egg today.
It wouldn't break open.
I got my PS3 controller.
THE CONTROLLER IS DENTED.
I got a hammer and hit it.
No dent.
5 minutes of non-stop hitting later:
PS3 is shit.
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Your face is shit.
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*You're shit.
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If you're seeing shit, you must be looking in a mirror.
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A mirror with a big hole in it , with you on the other side.
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Well done, your reward:
7 years bad luck.
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It was your ugliness that put the hole there in the first place.
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If on the other side, then how does that make sense?
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You're just that ugly.