Hey, hello, they call me Dissay/Dissy and I have no idea what am I going to do here! Who knows!?

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Half of everything is luck, James.