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Incredible Blunderbolt


A retired FIMFiction veteran who's been there, done that, and got the tee-shirt, kid.

Jan
4th
2016

1/3/2016, Weekly Words I · 1:06am Jan 4th, 2016

Hey, there!

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Dec
29th
2015

12/29/2015, Who Is Blundy? · 8:19pm Dec 29th, 2015

Oooookay, I guess I owe a bit of an explanation.

See, I am a lazy cunt. I've been busy on my new ambulance shift, and--well, that's not entirely true. I only work three days a week now, so I can't really put all the blame on being tired from working two twelve hour shifts and a sixteen hour one. I guess I am just a lazy cunt.

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Oct
1st
2014

10/01/2014: This Collab's getting out of hoof... · 9:33pm Oct 1st, 2014

There comes a time in every fic when you sit back and think to yourself "Holy shit! This is coming along great! How long is— O.O I don't remember typing that many words!" Turns out, it's even crazier with collabs.

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Aug
27th
2014

8/27/2014: A Little Challenge... · 10:38pm Aug 27th, 2014

That was fun, but I feel I should have used more than two bags of ice; it was hardly cold at all compared to February's Cold Water Rescue training. Happy, Vert?

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Aug
13th
2014

8/13/2014, Obligatory, "I'm Not Dead... Yet" Post · 11:01pm Aug 13th, 2014

Hi, all! Just wanted to remind you that this little hiatus is not by choice. My laptop's motherboard decided it no longer wished to live with my laptop's HDD and filed for divorce—then took out a restraining order on it and demanded the disk stop spinning, or else. Naturally, this resulted in my poor HDD slamming his head off the wall repeatedly, and now he has brain damage and the doctors say he'll never remember anything ever again.

Man, relationships can be nasty.

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Apr
7th
2014

4/7/2014, When it rains, it pours... · 10:25pm Apr 7th, 2014

Remember all tha crap I complained about a few weeks ago? Yeah, lets add "utterly screwed" to that list.

All the unfinished/fully fleshed out/partial ideas I had were on my laptop. Literally dozens of ideas—maybe even hundreds—just went up in smoke. That's right, on top of everything else, my HDD just up and quit on me. It's fried; the data's completely unrecoverable and I'm out my laptop.

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Mar
31st
2014

3/30/2014: Birthday Ahoy! · 12:17am Mar 31st, 2014

Oh, look! I'm 19 now!

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Mar
27th
2014

3/16/2014: New fic almost completely outlined. · 12:04am Mar 27th, 2014

My newest fic All the Wrong Moves is nearly fully outlined. Once that's done, it should be fairly simple to write each chapter. The plan as of right now is to finish the fic and update once weekly. Hopefully, it'll give me a nice 10-12 week buffer to work with as I write it's successor.

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Mar
19th
2014

3/19/2014, This is why I don't grimdark... · 10:07pm Mar 19th, 2014

Cody G (Blunderbolt) actually entertained the idea of writing his grimdark idea today.

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Mar
8th
2014

3/8/2014: Hey, look! Words! · 9:17pm Mar 8th, 2014

I wrote words! Actual words! Not a whole heck of a lot, but I'll take what I can get out of my brain these days.

Expect my latest lesbian horse words later today. :pinkiesmile:

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