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Incredible Blunderbolt


A retired FIMFiction veteran who's been there, done that, and got the tee-shirt, kid.

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  • 270 weeks
    2/16/2019, No New Fic This Week

    You know what the big problem with having something done way before the due date is? Having all that extra time before the next due date rolls around to waste time doing whatever whimsical bullshit tickles your fancy. This week, it was less procrastination and more a combination of writer's block, indecision, and my work situation. See, I'm getting ready to change jobs, and this

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  • 272 weeks
    2/5/2019, The Bucket gets a Hole

    Why do I always add the date to the title? To be honest, even I'm not sure anymore. I think it's a holdover from before Fimfiction's blogs had the dates. Either way, more stuff after the break!

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  • 274 weeks
    1/20/2019, Wild BLUNDY Appears!

    A posted story? Another one finished and waiting to be released? Rewatching the entire series? What is this, 2012?

    Nah, it's just a sign of the apocalypse. Beware, readers, for Blundy has officially returned from the dead. Raaaawr.

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  • 327 weeks
    1/15/2018, Same Old Song and Dance

    No big promises this time. No idiotic pledges to write at least 1k a day. I'd like to, but I'm just gonna lean back and put it on cruise control. I want to write again, but I'm going ease back into it, rather than sprinting right out of the gate like I used to try to do.

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  • 352 weeks
    7/21/17, Not Dead (Yet!)

    I don't really like making excuses, so I'm just going to come out and say it: Between INJUSTICE 2, Until Dawn and working seven days a week, I haven't really done much (read: anything) in the way of writing since my ol' buddy ol' pall Timaeus challenged me to write a TaviScratch one-shot which I promptly started and then stopped working on

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1/3/2016, Weekly Words I · 1:06am Jan 4th, 2016

Hey, there!

Welcome to my new initiative, Weekly Words! From now on, rather than just saying that words are being written, I'll now be showing screenshots of my spreadsheet. This spreadsheet is more for my use than anything else—a way to keep track of my progress on my New Year's Resolution of writing 1,500 words per day—but it also serves as a perfect method for informing my loyal readers of how much work I'm putting out. I'll be posting one of these every Sunday, but the weeks are counted on a Sunday–Saturday timeline. This week's is rather small due to the New Year, but I hope that it will at least get the idea across.

This week, the focus was on my belated Christmas Special, Gold-Tinted Lenses, which is the working title. It's a story about Rainbow Dash becoming worried that the present she's worked on for months will not be good enough for Rarity. Due to this anxiety, she decides to simply toss aside her work and buy something expensive instead, selling her prized flight goggles in the process. There is more to the story, but you will simply have to wait to find out.

Gold-Tinted Lenses was intended to simply be a short 6-8k story for Christmas, but it has surpassed 9,000 words at the time of this writing and is only halfway toward completion. Projected dates put its release somewhere just after next weekend.

It looks like that's all for this edition, folks! Hopefully, I'll have more for you on the 10th!

Comments ( 8 )

Welcome to my new initiative, Weekly Words! From now on, rather than just saying that words are being written, I'll now be showing screenshots of my spreadsheet.

And how do we know this spreadsheet isn't just a spreadsheet, huh? :V

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Because if I were to falsify it, it damn sure wouldn't be something as embarrassingly small as 1600 words. :rainbowwild:

3662448

You say "embarrassingly small" and I hear "embarrassingly believable."

The perfect ruse.

I'm on to you.

Oh? You're back to writing too?

Maybe I should pick up where I left off then...

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3662448
Timaeus, what does the scooter say aboot his words per week!?

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I don't know! What does the scooter say?

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Hmm... Let's see... Admit the truth and be mad that my stupid phone's autocorrect is very poorly programmed, since I wrote that message while I was at work...

OR!

Act as though I had intended to type "scooter" all along, and edit the "about" in the message to "aboot", and pretend it was a well targeted pun at the fact that Timaeus is Canadian.

Hmm... Choices, choices.

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