If you've been following this blog, you'll have seen that I actually submitted a fic. Hopefully the first of many.

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You know what I've done in the last few weeks?

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Wrote roughly 4k words of a crack comedy. Planned out a 60k darkfic revolving around the best pony (PINKIE PIE), and planned out a pony creepypasta that's going to be 4k-5k words.

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Heeyo, your least favourite not productive at all author here with another installment of everyone's favourite sub-series of the infamous series 'Skype Conversations,'

KONGREGATE CONVERSATIONS!!11one!!somethin'

Anyway. Today, on Kongregate, in a little room called 'Hegemony' I had the chance to meet a rather interesting character. I'm not sure if he's trolling or not... I really hope he is, but if he's not, his 'futru' isn't looking so good.

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Heeyo, Carmine here! Back with another entry of the sub series of the not so famous mini-blog Skype Conversations! I honestly don't even know if this is the correct name of this series anymore... OH WELL.

On topic, today, on Kongregate... well. Let's just say shit went down. Apparently this generation is full of retards, and I for one hate being in it (no offense to you guys if you have any semblance of intelligent.) But yeah, this one person came in, and needless to say... yeah...

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SO I SAW AN IRON MAIDEN CONCERT TODAY. ALICE COOPER OPENED UP AND YES CAPS ARE NECESSARY BECAUSE OF HOW AMAZING IT WAS.

I SANG AND I DANCED AND I YELLED AND I'M GOING TO LOSE MY VOICE TOMORROW BUT THAT'S OK. THE CONCERT WAS AMAZING. THEY DID THESE SONGS THAT WERE SO AMAZING AND I GOT SO MANY BONERS AND I'M SO PUMPED UP AND I DUNNO OR SOMETHING.

Tl;dr Iron Maiden's amazing. Alice Cooper's pretty damn good as well.

It's simple, really. Pinkie's mine!

And on a side note, I needed something to grab everyone's attention, since everyone would be expecting a large rant featuring macro images I don't know how to use and terrible points to back up my statements.

Liquid_Rainbows, yes, THE Liquid_Rainbows has wrote his last fic. Sad times, I know. He was a good writer. Now, his last story features Scootaloo x OC loving.

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HEEEEEYO! Carmine HERE with a brand new mini-blog series rightfully entitled 'Kongregate Conversations.'

Now, lemme explain something. Kongregate is a flash game community which boosts over two million users and over fifty thousand flash games, 90% of which are shit. Kinda reminds you of this site, doesn't it?

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Heeyo, Carmine here! It's time for another installment of everyone's most hated mini-blog series: Skype Conversations! Guessing I'm kinda the host by now, we're still going after eight strange installments! We're almost at... ten?! Wow, time does go by fast.

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So, I woke up today at around 9:00, armed to the teeth with sleep in my eyes and a very cranky attitude. One that says 'I WILL BITE YOUR HAND OFF, MAKE YOU EAT IT, HAVE SEX WITH YOUR WIFE, THEN YOUR DAUGHTER, THEN KILL YOU... AND THEN HAVE SEX WITH YOU. ALL IN 20 MINUTES.' Somethin' along those lines. Knowing that the front page of this site will have shitfics with no plots just like the last few days.

Well, I guess the featured box at this current time is an exception.

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Heeyo, your favourite person you love to hate is BACK with another installment of everyone's LEAST favourite mini-blog series thing: SKYPE CONVERSATIONS.

Hold on, not all at once. Everyone, please, settle down!

Oh, no one's clapping? Well, fuck that. ANYWAY, today we got a DOOZY for you. Doomstuck and I decided to check out the weird part of Youtube, namely, the Grindcore section. Don't know what grindcore is? Allow me to explain it to you.

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