Kongregate Conversations, entry #1 · 2:26am Jul 1st, 2012
HEEEEEYO! Carmine HERE with a brand new mini-blog series rightfully entitled 'Kongregate Conversations.'
Now, lemme explain something. Kongregate is a flash game community which boosts over two million users and over fifty thousand flash games, 90% of which are shit. Kinda reminds you of this site, doesn't it?
Now, unlike this site, each game comes with a chatroom, which hosts a plethora of different rooms. Is this a good thing? Eh... no. Idiots come to this site in DROVES. I had to deal with one today. While CheeseDeluxe(my bby and awkward sentence starter) and I were discussing random things, this one guy came in. Now, I'm not sure if this guy was trippin' on LSD or something, or if he was just plain RETARDED, but I had some fun with him... maybe too much.
Now, a key thing to remember, MadJedi is a mod in the chat. This means he has the power to silence/ban users at will. Plus he's one of my best friends.<3
Anyway, here comes a doozy of idiocy.
ikillman: hello
ikillman: im boredd
buggieboy: Hello.
ikillman: whats up
ikillman: WHATZ UP
ikillman: BRO
buggieboy: Hey, Cheese. Editor's reflex?
ikillman: WHATS CHEESE
ikillman: LOL
CheeseDeluxe: *What's
CheeseDeluxe: Dear God.
buggieboy: ...You're not funny.
ikillman: IM SO FUNNY
ikillman: IM JOKER
ikillman: IN BATMAN
ikillman: OKAY
ikillman: AHAHHAHA
ikillman: LAUGH
ikillman: NOW
ikillman: PENIS HEAD
ikillman: laugh
CheeseDeluxe: ...is he gonna be here all week?
buggieboy: I hope not.
ikillman: yes
ikillman: no
ikillman: im going
ikillman: to canada day
ikillman: biches
CheeseDeluxe: Good.
CheeseDeluxe: Bye.
ikillman: i have life
ikillman: okay
ikillman: as u dont
ikillman: so stfu
CheeseDeluxe: Okay. Bye.
buggieboy: >i have life
buggieboy: >PENIS HEAD
ikillman: u dont
buggieboy: Yeah.
ikillman: PENIS DICK
ikillman: HEAD
buggieboy: You have a WONDERFUL life.
CheeseDeluxe: Why the **** haven't you left yet?
ikillman: THIS IS CRAZY
ikillman: HERS MY NUMBER
ikillman: SO CALL ME MAYBR
ikillman: WHEN UR PUSSY IS
ikillman: QUIET
ikillman: OKAY
ikillman: BASTARS
buggieboy: What we have here is a case of 'idiocy.'
buggieboy: Hopefully it's not contagious.
ikillman: U ARE INsILLIN FOOD
ikillman: FOOL
ikillman: UR A BACTERIA
ikillman: THAT SPREADS
ikillman: REALLY QUICKLY
ikillman: BICH
ikillman: BITCH
CheeseDeluxe: herp a derp
CheeseDeluxe: OH NO, I'M INFECTED
ikillman: shit
ikillman: i better
ikillman: run away
ikillman: then
ikillman: why not??
ikillman: bye
ikillman: biches
CheeseDeluxe: Bye.
buggieboy: I still find it funny that he couldn't even spell anything properly half the time.
buggieboy: It's like trying to throw rocks at someone without the rocks.
ikillman: WTF
ikillman: I CAN SPELL
ikillman: U BASTARD
ikillman: BICTCHES
buggieboy: *You
ikillman: ASS HIKE
buggieboy: *Bitches
ikillman: ASS HIKE
CheeseDeluxe: Evidently not.
ikillman: HOLE
ikillman: **** U
ikillman: SUCK MY PUSSY
buggieboy: *You
ikillman: RIGHT NOW
CheeseDeluxe: *You
ikillman: COME SLAP IT
CheeseDeluxe: Damn it, Carmine.
buggieboy: You have a cat?
ikillman: HERE SLAP IT
ikillman: BICH
buggieboy: What kind?
ikillman: tSLAP MY PUSSY
buggieboy: I'm not a female dog in heat.
ikillman: TCOME
buggieboy: I apologize if you were mistaken.
ikillman: come slap my dick
ikillman: t
ikillman: bich
buggieboy: You're a hermaphrodite?
ikillman: slap myass
ikillman: SLAP MY ASS
ikillman: U ARE DEMSOPITE
buggieboy: It's Flttrshy all over again, Cheese.
CheeseDeluxe: Oh, boy.
ikillman: im going bye
ikillman: ass holes
CheeseDeluxe: Bye.
buggieboy: *I'm
buggieboy: Oh, Jedi.
buggieboy: You missed all the fun!
buggieboy: Apparently I'm a bich. :(
MadJedi: Hello
BlackHeart1999: Heey Everyone.. :)
buggieboy: And I should be slapping this hermaphrodite or something.
buggieboy: I don't know. The last minute of chat is hazy.
ikillman: WTF
ikillman: BICH
ikillman: WHAT DID U SAY
ikillman: ASS HIKE
ikillman: BICH
buggieboy: Anyway, on to pressing matters.
MadJedi: Calm down, kill
ikillman: SLAP MY PUSSY
ikillman: I AM MAD
buggieboy: Friendship is Witchcraft episode 8 is out today!
ikillman: AT GIM
ikillman: HE INSULTED ME
ikillman: JED
MadJedi: Turn the caps off, kill
CheeseDeluxe: ...7.
ikillman: i insulted me
CheeseDeluxe: It's episode 7.
ikillman: jedi
buggieboy: You sure?
ikillman: he insulted me
ikillman: can u believe it
MadJedi: Yes
CheeseDeluxe: I'm a witness.
CheeseDeluxe: ikillman is dumb.
ikillman: how dare he insult me
CheeseDeluxe: He infected me.
ikillman: im the best in this game
ikillman: no one can beat me
buggieboy: Jedi.
ikillman: and he says
ikillman: ohhh
ikillman: **** htis
buggieboy: I'm dying from laughter right now.
ikillman: gay
BlackHeart1999: Weird Conversation... O.O
ikillman: guy
ikillman: he sucks
ikillman: and THE FUNNY
ikillman: THINK
ikillman: IS
ikillman: HE SAYS
buggieboy: Hold on, I got a video for this.
ikillman: TO MY
ikillman: SLAP MY PUSSY
ikillman: DAM
ikillman: HE SAYS SLAP MY PUSSY
MadJedi: Kill, turn the caps off for good ._.
ikillman: CAN U BELIEVE IT
ikillman: okay
buggieboy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zSHz7Thvbc
ikillman: but can u belive it
CheeseDeluxe: How's the weather at the East, Carmine?
MadJedi: Yes
buggieboy: It's decent.
buggieboy: I think it's night time, though.
ikillman: WTF RECTION
ikillman: TO TROLS
ikillman: AND ANTI BONERS
CheeseDeluxe: Isn't it like 10 PM?
ikillman: its like 8 pm
ikillman: in canada
ikillman: u stupid
ikillman: people
ikillman: my life is inportant that urs
ikillman: so stfu
ikillman: okay
MadJedi: Kill, don't flood ._.
ikillman: WHAT FLOOD???
ikillman: IM MAD AT BUGGIEBOY
ikillman: HE INSULTED ME
MadJedi: You just posted seven messages in a few seconds when you could do that in one
MadJedi: So what?
ikillman: CAN U BELIEVE IT
ikillman: im just
ikillman: young
ikillman: and he insulted me
CheeseDeluxe: It's funny because you're playing innocent.
ikillman: im ad
ikillman: mad
MadJedi: Young?
buggieboy: Hey guys.
buggieboy: He mad.
buggieboy: HE SO MAD.
ikillman: I AM MAD
ikillman: IIMMA
ikillman: KILL
ikillman: U
buggieboy: See?
ikillman: IN REAL LIFE
CheeseDeluxe: You spammed your dumb version of "humor" and got mad when he called you out on it.
MadJedi: 14 isn't young anyway
CheeseDeluxe: This is hilarious.
buggieboy: I'm not helping, am I?
ikillman: U STUPID
buggieboy: You know.
ikillman: FUC U
ikillman: BUGGIE
buggieboy: Ranting at terrible fanfics make me able to put up with you.
MadJedi: <_<
BlackHeart1999: Kill Wats Yoour Deal Broee'..?
MadJedi: Kill, chill down
ikillman: I HATE HIM
BlackHeart1999: Who..?
ikillman: FIRST SAY TO HIM
ikillman: TO STOP
ikillman: BUGGIE
ikillman: SHIT
ikillman: BOY
buggieboy: Apparently I'm some bad guy.
buggieboy: I don't see how.
BlackHeart1999: Why..?
ikillman: because he insulted my
ikillman: family
ikillman: made fun of it
ikillman: thats why
ikillman: im mad
ikillman: okay
BlackHeart1999: How Wat He Say..?
buggieboy: Trying to withhold my mirth.
MadJedi: Kill, how about you type in one post and stop flooding?
ikillman: HE SAID
ikillman: okay
ikillman: jedi
buggieboy: You know, Kill.
buggieboy: I sent Jedi the entire chatlog.
buggieboy: So come on, make up more lies.
buggieboy: I simply implore you.
buggieboy: You're my entertainment for the night. Dance for me!
ikillman: he said f. u ck his family his family is gay blah blah then he said im going to slap his family ass pussy
ikillman: now i understand
ikillman: he has stolen my pride
ikillman: and his death must
ikillman: be paid
MadJedi: Last warning ._.
BlackHeart1999: Ohhh
CheeseDeluxe: Yes, yes, okay.
buggieboy: It's funny because I never said any of that.
CheeseDeluxe: Also, BlackHeart, you don't need caps for every word.
buggieboy: Worst thing I said is that you have a case of idiocy.
ikillman: who are u jedi talking to me like that??
buggieboy: Which I am guilty of.
CheeseDeluxe: He's the mod.
ikillman: tell me pleasse
ikillman: DAM
ikillman: IIM SORRY
BlackHeart1999: Thats How iType Get Over It..
CheeseDeluxe: As in, the guy who can kick you out.
CheeseDeluxe: Dumbass.
MadJedi: A user on the internet, similar to buggie.
buggieboy: I'm just cynical.
ikillman: OHHH
MadJedi: An anonymous user that isn't worth your time or anger.
buggieboy: I try to be a good guy.
MadJedi: So calm down
ikillman: I THOUGHT U WERe MOD
MadJedi: Or I'll calm you down
ikillman: ;how
ikillman: TELL ME
ikillman: PLESAE
buggieboy: Oh, Jedi's getting serious.
buggieboy: Mmf<3
ikillman: iss she
ikillman: she is the mod
ikillman: dam i checked
buggieboy: Jedi's a guy.
ikillman: dont silece me
ikillman: please
ikillman: i wont do anything
ikillman: plesae jedi
ikillman: i beg u
CheeseDeluxe: This reminds me of ancientblood, Carmine.
ikillman: dont silience
ikillman: me
ikillman: i beg
ikillman: u
ikillman: plesae
ikillman: JEDI
buggieboy: Anyway, I gotta talk to one of my friends.
buggieboy: About serious issues.
buggieboy: Try not to have too much fun with your kill, Jedi.
ikillman: okay
MadJedi: Okie dookie
ikillman: jedi
ikillman: can u
ikillman: accept
ikillman: my friend request
ikillman: plesae
ikillman: i send u one
CheeseDeluxe: ...oh, wow.
ikillman: pLEase pretty
ikillman: please
buggieboy: I can't.
buggieboy: This is comedy gold.
CheeseDeluxe: MadJedi, I haven't been to Kongregate in a while. Is this par for the course?
ikillman: jedi
ikillman: plesae
buggieboy: It is, Cheese.
ikillman: pretty please
buggieboy: Well, usually this chatroom is dead quiet.
CheeseDeluxe: Oh, my God.
buggieboy: It's rather peaceful.
CheeseDeluxe: I'm so disappointed.
ikillman: Jedi
ikillman: i love u
CheeseDeluxe: "HERP A DERP I'M A BRONY" to him (reply)
ikillman: can u add me
CheeseDeluxe: I swear to God, I just might. (reply)
BlackHeart1999: :O
CheeseDeluxe: I'm insanely close. (reply)
ikillman: I LOVE U
To CheeseDeluxe: Do it.
BlackHeart1999: I thought Jedi was a guy?
ikillman: BLACK HEART
CheeseDeluxe: [Redacted] (reply)
BlackHeart1999: Ahaha No
ikillman: NO HE IS NOT
ikillman: he is a girl
To CheeseDeluxe: You know I'm posting this on my blog, right?
ikillman: a sexy one
BlackHeart1999: Thats Wat Buggie Said
ikillman: nope
CheeseDeluxe: Oh dear Christ. Not only do you have a blog, but you're posting this on it. (reply)
ikillman: he is sexy
ikillman: okay
ikillman: i mean
ikillman: she is
buggieboy: >He is a girl
ikillman: sexy
CheeseDeluxe: Not sure if that's a good thing. (reply)
MadJedi: Killman, stop flooding :(
BlackHeart1999: Lol Buggie
To MadJedi: I CAN'T EVEN HOLD ALL THESE LAUGHS
ikillman: sorry
CheeseDeluxe: Hey. ikillman.
CheeseDeluxe: I'm a brony.
ikillman: SORRY MY LOVE
ikillman: ROMEO
ikillman: i mean juilet
CheeseDeluxe: May I shove my love of Pinkie Pie down your gullet?
ikillman: i die for u
ikillman: i take a bullet
ikillman: for u
BlackHeart1999: Gullet?
CheeseDeluxe: I believe that's the term.
ikillman: i take
ikillman: a
ikillman: something for u
CheeseDeluxe: I could just say "mouth," but that's no fun.
buggieboy: Jaw, maw, mouth.
CheeseDeluxe: "Throat," rather.
MadJedi: <_<
BlackHeart1999: True
MadJedi: Well, come back in 15 minutes, my Romeo
buggieboy: Thrachyea, if you wanna get specific.
BlackHeart1999: Jedi Is Stressed Out Yoou Can Tell
MadJedi: *Trachea
Yep, that really happened. As you can probably tell, I go by the name 'buggieboy' there, for some reason. Picked it back in '08. Anyway, I'm hoping this is the only entry, Kongregate chat gets stupid at times. Very stupid.
Anyway...
CARMINE, OUT.
call me maybe when your pussy is quiet? that is my new version of the song.
I refrain from entering chat rooms on sites simply because of fools like this guy entering and attempting to ruin things. glad you got the upperhand in the situation. I never seem to.
also. If he's stoned. And actually attempting to go to canada. He's probably been hit by a car.
OH GOD NOT ANOTHER ONE!!! My brain will never be able to recover from two of these series.
205482 Neither will mine, but oh well!
This is fucking funny.
I feel your pain dealing with dumbasses on the net.
>Kinda reminds you of this site, doesn't it?
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>buggieboy: HE SO MAD
>ikillman: I AM MAD
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>BlackHeart1999: Thats How iType Get Over It..
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>CheeseDeluxe: Oh, my God
>CheeseDeluxe: I swear to God, I just might
*Luna dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Luna_lolface.png
>CheeseDeluxe: [Redacted]
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