THE SHIT I PUT UP WITH or Kongregate Conversations Entries #2 · 4:09pm Jul 17th, 2012
Heeyo, Carmine here! Back with another entry of the sub series of the not so famous mini-blog Skype Conversations! I honestly don't even know if this is the correct name of this series anymore... OH WELL.
On topic, today, on Kongregate... well. Let's just say shit went down. Apparently this generation is full of retards, and I for one hate being in it (no offense to you guys if you have any semblance of intelligent.) But yeah, this one person came in, and needless to say... yeah...
starzboo2: im back oiiethaniio
starzboo2: hey pepz wat yall up to
oIIEthanIIo: ohai bb
starzboo2: wat???????
oIIEthanIIo: i luv u
oIIEthanIIo: u so mazing
oIIEthanIIo: swag
oIIEthanIIo: yolo
starzboo2: awww thankx i get that comment alot bout my swag
starzboo2: luv u too
MonochromeHearts: LOL
starzboo2: soooooo wat u bout to do
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL SHE'S BACK!?
oIIEthanIIo: im about 2 get sum mo clothes cuz i need dat swag
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: i'm here for teh lulz :D
oIIEthanIIo: im running out on my swag juice
starzboo2: hahahhahaha rite
starzboo2: hahaha lol your funny rite me too
starzboo2: shut up toastypancakes
starzboo2: like wat kind of name
MonochromeHearts: WHAT KIND OF NAME IS STARZBOO2
oIIEthanIIo: GUIS
MonochromeHearts: AND YOU CAN'T FUCKING TYPE
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: At least I don't type like I just had a stroke. :)
MonochromeHearts: jWERKGJAEROIAGJOEI$TUQM$IOP#MGTIMPEROG
oIIEthanIIo: BACK OFF MY GIRLFRIEND
MonochromeHearts: lolololol
oIIEthanIIo: U R HURTING HER FELINZ
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: What the **** is with your name.
starzboo2: starzboo2 is a name that hve swagg wat name is your did u get it of your daddys dick
starzboo2: no they is not
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Trolls don't have feelings, silly ethan
starzboo2: sluts dnt have a name ethier
MonochromeHearts: Get a name of my dad's dick? What the fuck?
oIIEthanIIo: she is not a troll she is my girlfrand
starzboo2: rangatangs nt have a name ehtier
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: So, by that logic you are nameless :D
oIIEthanIIo: we been dating for 3 hours and we purfect fo each other
oIIEthanIIo: i love u bb
MonochromeHearts: WHAT THE FUCK IS A RANGATANG
starzboo2: luv u too ..........a rangatang is u
starzboo2: bicth
MonochromeHearts: Um..
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL WHAT
MonochromeHearts: "bicth"
MonochromeHearts: DAT SPELLING
starzboo2: at lease i dnt suck my dads dick
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: I could spell Bitch by the time I was 7. GTFO.
MonochromeHearts: My dad is dead, go kill yourself
JeffHardy9: Oh dear.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: YOU'RE ****ED KID
starzboo2: oh my bad i thin ki kill that bitch
MonochromeHearts: HAHA
MonochromeHearts: NO
MonochromeHearts: You're fucking pathetic
starzboo2: yes i did
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: My dad is like 62. I'd rather suck my pastor's dick for a damn living e-e
MonochromeHearts: Seriously, kill yourself. lolololo
starzboo2: see u is a whole slut
starzboo2: ur nasty
starzboo2: u suck racons dick
MonochromeHearts: That makes no fucking sense. Where are you getting that from?
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: if he's clean i'd make the money. It ain't your business anyway
starzboo2: your mom
MonochromeHearts: lLOLOLOLOL
MonochromeHearts: What the fuck is a racon
starzboo2: u ****ing hor
MonochromeHearts: "hor" LOL
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: HOR LOL
JeffHardy9: Lol
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOLOLOLOLOL
starzboo2: woowwwwwowowoww where r u from u waz born yesturday
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Damn it, i'm gonna throw up eoe
starzboo2: bicth u knw wat i mean
MonochromeHearts: YOU CAN'T FUCKING SPELL RACCOON
MonochromeHearts: AND STOP SAYING "BICTH"
MonochromeHearts: RETARD, JESUS CHRIST
starzboo2: like i said u knw wat i mean
oIIEthanIIo: starz bb
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: And again: Might wanna see a doctor for the whole.. might have had a stroke thing.
oIIEthanIIo: we gotta have a talk
MonochromeHearts: Like I said, you know what I mean.*
starzboo2: bicth.bicth,bicth
oIIEthanIIo: i no our relashinship has been gud and all
MonochromeHearts: You're making yourself look even more ignorant.
oIIEthanIIo: but i think we should see other people
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: My pastor types better than you and he chooses to be a retard e-e
starzboo2: wat u mean
starzboo2: oh well
oIIEthanIIo: i sry bb
oIIEthanIIo: those 2 hours were mazing
oIIEthanIIo: but u ben cheatn on me
starzboo2: were over
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: You make him look like Einstein
starzboo2: ???
starzboo2: ?????
oIIEthanIIo: i saw u with that dude at da mall
starzboo2: no i have been not
oIIEthanIIo: holding hands and shit
MonochromeHearts: u ben cheatn on him wid dat racon
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: You have no idea how hard that is, and you've accomplished it
starzboo2: i put that on life
JeffHardy9: You can't just walk in here, from god knows where, and abuse our friends, you dumb "hor"
MonochromeHearts: ^
MonochromeHearts: LOL
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: ^
oIIEthanIIo: u ben cheatn on me 5 too long
oIIEthanIIo: 4
oIIEthanIIo: we is ova
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: 5 too long
starzboo2: no i didnt
MonochromeHearts: shady bicth
oIIEthanIIo: dnt lie to me bb
starzboo2: ok then its cool ill get a new one
oIIEthanIIo: jst rememmber
MonochromeHearts: you never will ok lololol
starzboo2: and i wasnt cheating on u
JeffHardy9: Ethan, having sense about the whole situation, chose his long time friends, over you, racon suking hor.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: she cheating on you with dem racons
oIIEthanIIo: he cnt satisfy u as much as i can
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: dem bicth hor racons
oIIEthanIIo: u no how much we ben in bed together
MonochromeHearts: but seriously are you like 11?
oIIEthanIIo: u said i was a beast
JeffHardy9: So, either you can get the hell out of our room, or we'll make you leave.
starzboo2: well u is the one that broke up with me
starzboo2: no i didnt
oIIEthanIIo: u even called me the black machismo
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: <--- lolling
starzboo2: mannn i dont care no more u can accept them lies its wat ever
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Life Is A Highway eue
oIIEthanIIo: they aint lies i saw dem with my own 3 eyes
oIIEthanIIo: 2
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL
MonochromeHearts: no but srs guuuuuuuuuUUUUuuuuUuurl, is u 11? fo realz?
oIIEthanIIo: but dats ok
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOLOLOLOL
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: I CAN'T BREATHE
JeffHardy9: Okay, let's get something straight here, Starz. Ethan didn't break up with you JUST because you cheated on him. He broke up with you because you're a dumb little skank troll who thinks she can get away with abusing our longtime friends, not knowing…
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: YOU GON KILL ME
JeffHardy9: What the **** you just got into.
starzboo2: well....hell no im not eleven
starzboo2: im 18
starzboo2: dum ass
oIIEthanIIo: im srry bb
MonochromeHearts: I CALL BULLSHIT LOL
buggieboy: >dum ass
oIIEthanIIo: i dnt know whats ben going thru my head
buggieboy: LOLOLOLO.
JeffHardy9: So leave now, before feelings get hurt.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: dum ass lol
oIIEthanIIo: take me back pls
buggieboy: YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL DUMB PROPERLY.
maurizioyugi: yo dawg i herd u wuz 10 so i got yous some barney on DVD
MonochromeHearts: There's no way in fucking hell that you're 18. Lol
oIIEthanIIo: i promiz we can make dings betta
JeffHardy9: Xzhibit.
oIIEthanIIo: bb i love u
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: U SRS GURL? U GOTA B KIDDIG ME
oIIEthanIIo: we so purfect fo each other
buggieboy: Oh gawd.
oIIEthanIIo: udder
maurizioyugi: ethan promised a threesome
buggieboy: The idiocy in this chat.
buggieboy: Makes me want to deepthroat a shotgun.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL
maurizioyugi: im expecting full use of the tongue
MonochromeHearts: Lol Matt <3
oIIEthanIIo: bb pls
oIIEthanIIo: my hart
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: buggie i ****ing love you~
oIIEthanIIo: it 2 broken
starzboo2: i will but stop acepting them lies
oIIEthanIIo: it into peaces
oIIEthanIIo: bcuz im not wid u
buggieboy: Ethan. I got the perfect song for you.
oIIEthanIIo: i luv u
buggieboy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: This is so unbelievable... I'm dying over here xD
starzboo2: ok stop crying
oIIEthanIIo: i sry bb
buggieboy: SING THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE.
MonochromeHearts: he aint cryin
oIIEthanIIo: i get 2 emoshional
MonochromeHearts: dum bicth
oIIEthanIIo: sumtimes i cant hold it in
oIIEthanIIo: like wen i hav 2 p
maurizioyugi: let me taste the tears ethan
maurizioyugi: i love the taste of misery
starzboo2: wat ever ill get my cuzin up here to cuss yall out
MonochromeHearts: BAD
maurizioyugi: oshi
MonochromeHearts: ASS
MonochromeHearts: AS
buggieboy: Starz.
oIIEthanIIo: u cuzin is guud looking
MonochromeHearts: FUCK
maurizioyugi: we got a bad ass over hurr
oIIEthanIIo: can i get her numba?
buggieboy: Honestly? Shut the **** up.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: i gon dum it down 4 u k? u stoopid and cheetin on ethan wif dos dum ass bicth racons an he sees it k?
JeffHardy9: Oh no! Not your "cuzin"! Do they type as shitty as you? Because then, "We b ein som reel sheat."
buggieboy: You're an illiterate little retard who thinks people are in love with you.
starzboo2: and shell spot yall where yall live and shoot yall asses
oIIEthanIIo: and u getn dem racons to beat da shit out of yo cuszin
buggieboy: Shell spot?
starzboo2: **** U
buggieboy: Seems legit.
MonochromeHearts: LOLLOLOLOL
buggieboy: Learn to grammar, you ****tard.
MonochromeHearts: ^
oIIEthanIIo: bb
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: racons b eatin yo cuzin boo
starzboo2: U LIKE MY CUZIN
oIIEthanIIo: we dun nede dis
oIIEthanIIo: lets go make out
oIIEthanIIo: swag
buggieboy: You're a retard.
oIIEthanIIo: yolo
MonochromeHearts: If your cousin is anything like you, she won't be able to find me. Lol
starzboo2: ILL INBOX U
oIIEthanIIo: ok bb
starzboo2: BYE BICTHES
buggieboy: English is your first language, retard.
oIIEthanIIo: we make sweet dirty sanchezes
buggieboy: Learn to use it properly.
JeffHardy9: No, I think retard is her first language.
MonochromeHearts: SWAG SWAG SWAG
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: I want to deepthroat a shotgun now :D
buggieboy: I swear.
buggieboy: This ****ing generation makes me want to kill myself.
MonochromeHearts: It hurts to type like that.
JeffHardy9: And have that sweet release brain you. Right?
maurizioyugi: ERMAGHAD SCHWERG
oIIEthanIIo: I feel like a retard when i type like that
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: double barrel shotgun.. com to me ~eoe~
kissfan418: Hey
MonochromeHearts: cum to toasty, shotgun
oIIEthanIIo: But doing this is so much fun
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL
MonochromeHearts: BARRELS AJLERIJEGUIRHGIER
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: COME* OH MY GOSH
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL
oIIEthanIIo: cant wait till her cousin gets here
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Barrels?
kissfan418: Hellooooooooo
oIIEthanIIo: ima get dat ho
buggieboy: ...What the hell did I start.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Tyler... Barrels? wut
MonochromeHearts: Possum to calm your penis. https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/391544_401164376616307_980537854_n.jpg
MonochromeHearts: and lol toasty, pewdiepie
buggieboy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUyyHYkBHk
JeffHardy9: Oh joy, are you that "dum bichtses cuzin"?
buggieboy: This guy has ALL the swag.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: lol dat possum
buggieboy: Oh man. That's a pro possum.
kissfan418: Haha I can play some games on my tablet
kissfan418: From kongregate
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: what the **** did i just listen to on YT o_o
buggieboy: IM DA BES.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: What the **** was that buggie
buggieboy: Your brain couldn't handle the swag.
oIIEthanIIo: http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/389024_345078815568445_899055308_n.jpg
buggieboy: His swag broke the swagometer.
starzboo2: HEY DID U GET IT
oIIEthanIIo: YA BB
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: that made me wanna deepthroat an AK47. No matter how impossible that might be.
oIIEthanIIo: HAPPY 3 HOUR ANIVRSARY
starzboo2: THANKX
oIIEthanIIo: I LUV U
oIIEthanIIo: U R MY WERLD
buggieboy: Oh my ****ing gawd this skank is back.
starzboo2: HEY IM BOUT TO GET OFF IN FIVE MINUTES IM BOUT TO GO TO AEROPOSTALE
oIIEthanIIo: YA BB GET SUM MO SWAG
buggieboy: Do the world a favour and jump off a bridge.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: ^
JeffHardy9: Hey, Star. While you're at it, go deepthroat a shotgun.
JeffHardy9: Kthxbye.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: ^^^^^^^^^
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: double barrel :D
buggieboy: Is that the new 'IT' message?
starzboo2: SHUT UP
buggieboy: No, you see.
buggieboy: This chatroom? Public.
starzboo2: IM DONE RIPPING CUZ I DNT WANT TO MAKE YALL CRY
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: twice the brain slushie pleasure~
buggieboy: Of course, you're too retarded to know what that means.
MonochromeHearts: SHE DUN RIPPING GUISE
buggieboy: Rippin' out the back?
buggieboy: That's the only ripping you're doing.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: IMMA POP A GLOCK AND MAKE A BRAIN SLUSHIE
oIIEthanIIo: IMMA SUCK A COCK AND MAKE A CUM SLUSHIE
buggieboy: Your insults couldn't even make a toddler cry.
oIIEthanIIo: imeanwut
JeffHardy9: http://slendergame.com/index.php?page=game
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Every one of you better know at least what I was referencing
starzboo2: HEY GTG BABY LUV U......**** YALL AND **** A DICK
buggieboy: That's your job, whore.
oIIEthanIIo: I LUV U 2 BB
oIIEthanIIo: HAV FUN
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: LOL
buggieboy: In this situation, I'm only second rateeeee~
oIIEthanIIo: ILL BE HERE NOT CHEATN ON U
JeffHardy9: Oh yeah, you're gonna make us cry.
oIIEthanIIo: BCUZ I LUV U 2 MUCH
buggieboy: You see that?
starzboo2: OK
buggieboy: I managed to do a Disney reference.
oIIEthanIIo: U R MY WELRLD
JeffHardy9: We're on the ****ing internet, we're battle-hardened against ****ing trolls like you.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: i saw it
buggieboy: Jeff.
buggieboy: Trolls have intelligence.
oIIEthanIIo: WE GON MAKE SWAG BABIS
buggieboy: Don't insult them by calling her one.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: it's okay if you didn't get my reference T_T
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: it's old as shit anyway
starzboo2: Y DNT YALL LIKE ME
oIIEthanIIo: BCUZ DAY JELUZ OF YO SWAG
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: the **** is swag anyway
starzboo2: WELL I DNT EVEN KNW Y THEY IS RIPPING
oIIEthanIIo: I DUN NO EIDDER BB
JeffHardy9: http://slendergame.com/index.php?page=game
JeffHardy9: There's the link, you guys.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: you wouldn't know swag if it hit you in the face
starzboo2: HELLO CAN YALL ANSWER MY QESTION
JeffHardy9: With a rake.
buggieboy: We don't like you because you're an attention whore.
starzboo2: ATTENTION HOW
JeffHardy9: You're a "dum bicth that suks racons dik"
buggieboy: ...
starzboo2: I DIDNT EVEN DO NOTHING
buggieboy: Are you seriously asking that?
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: SlengerGame? nty
buggieboy: That's hilarious.
starzboo2: TOASTYPANCAKES ATARTED IT
buggieboy: She atarted it, eh?
starzboo2: YEAH GTG BYE
JeffHardy9: You whore attention by trying to insult people and make them into the bad guy.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: atarted?
buggieboy: Good riddance.
JeffHardy9: Yeah, she started it.
buggieboy: Hey, Toasty.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: Go get hit by a bus
buggieboy: Stop atarting things.
starzboo2: WELL SRRY GTGT
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: didn't know i was atarting shit :D
buggieboy: Apparently you are atarting things, though.
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: i'm still not sorry~
buggieboy: So can you please stop?
oIIEthanIIo: You guys seriously dont understand how hard it is to type like that
ToAsTyPaNcAkEs: atarting things is fun, because tarts are ****ing delicious :D
Yeah. Pro-trolling squadron in full effect right here. Thankfully SOME people love to troll retards like that 'starzboo2' idiot. Anyways... I really have nothing more to say.
CARMINE, OUT!
This was funny as shit.
That covnersation....my poor, poor brain cells.
oh god, imdabesssssssssssssss. Almost forgot about that video.
Almost.
proper spelling/speach is dying
also, i saw this in another chatroom before too (assuming this was the everfree you were talking about), and when i logged on it was being flooded with endless drivel from slack jawed idiots who couldn't speak or spell properly. no wonder i more often than not look down upon humanity in shame... well that and complete and utter annoyance
people like that should be ashamed to open they're mouths in chat imo
overall, sounds like you logged on during the troll hours >.> very bad time period as you can all plainly see
This has been the most amazing thing I have had the pleasure of reading all month.