No squealing and remember that it's all in your head

Споримъ пять тыщъ, что я русскiй? Споримъ?? Я РУССКIЙ1! Я РУССКIЙ!1! (not a communist)

When life gives you lemons, make chocolate milk and let the world wonder how you did it.

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere