Lesson 1 - Telling instead of showing.

Lesson 2 - Don't ask people who have written romance for advice first

Lesson 3 - Don't drop it at the beginning like it's common as hell.

And that concludes "How Not to Write Romance."

Song of the Day:

Alright guys, another riff already! Teaming up once again with electreXcessive and bringing in a new friend, Simon O'Sullivan, we riff a clopfic where Applejack gets turned into a nail. I'm not kidding, that's what happened. Well, anyway, you can find the riff here.

Enjoy, jabberwockies!

The first entry in my two canons is complete. This chronologically will be ... I have no idea. I'll need more time to write out the development. The story was shitty, but the riff was a lot of fun to do, and elec is great to work with. Check him out and stuff, because he is awesome.

The riff can be found here. Enjoy!

But I have to call them on this.

Dear Loki, this one.

So, I worked up the nerve to watch the trailer for "Equestria Girls."

WHY IN THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT ON EARTH?

Yeah, it's not like anything INTERESTING happens in Equestria! It's as normal as can be! The monsters that attack every week are SO boring! High school drama, that's what people like!

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I am now Something Eight. Why? Because I needed a username that was easier to remember.

And due to my two main riffing buddies going on hiatus for the time being, I'm going to be doing a few solo riffs to keep me occupied. I'll give you a hint for what's first.

It's a darf fic.

Well, see you later, people who actually read my blog for some reason.

They cancelled Green Lantern - The Animated Series for this piece of shit?! My childhood is deader than it already was!

Fuck you Cartoon Network, and your trained minion DC Comics!

Oh God ... what the hell did we do? We just went nuts on this. And it involved a certain thing involving yours truly that will probably come to bite me in the ass for the rest of my time on this website.

So, here you go. Enjoy ... I guess.

PS- I saw the Evil Dead remake, and it kicks ass. Almost as much ass as the original. Go watch it and stuff.

Oh God, did we go insane on this one. Find the riff here. Please don't judge the Horsemen.

Every brony and their crazy aunt has done their thoughts on this episode, so I figure that I might as well throw my opinion on the episode and the season as a whole out there.

Part 1 - The Episode Itself

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