I'm A Little Late On This ... · 12:03am May 15th, 2013
So, I worked up the nerve to watch the trailer for "Equestria Girls."
WHY IN THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT ON EARTH?
Yeah, it's not like anything INTERESTING happens in Equestria! It's as normal as can be! The monsters that attack every week are SO boring! High school drama, that's what people like!
And also, why in the name of Loki is their skin the color of their coats?! It's not like anyone would notice a human being that has PURPLE FUCKING SKIN! That's an everyday fucking occurrence on Earth, right?!
And last but not least, WHAT IN THE DORITOS LOCOS TACO SMELLING ANUS MONKEY FUCK IS SPIKE A FUCKING DOG?
He's not a damn pet! It's established that he's like the little brother Twilight never had! Yeah, it's not like anyone would notice one purple human, they'd only get suspicious if they see TWO of them!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
I quit. I motherfuckin' quit. This is too much bullshit for me to handle. Good day, fuckers!
(LOL just kidding)
i'm going to see it. it's got poni in it.