Gents, my email has changed.
I am now at ssendamthemasked@gmail.com.

My most fabulous fic has been featured. You guys are the best.
Because of that, here, here's a hint on what he's going to be doing:

How the hell did this happen.
Really.
I'm not sure.
Whelp.
ONWARDS AND UPWARDS!

Gentlemen, BEHOLD!
This is my social experiment, The Quest for Cutie Mark.
As you shall read, I am not really writing this. YOU, the readers, are.
All you have to do is make a comment regarding ordering the Nameless Mare to do something, and it shall be done.
By the way, the password is Cutie Mark
No full stop, just capitalisation and the space.

I have returned.

Attention, people who are possibly watching me. On the 2nd of January, I am leaving for Germany until about the 28th. Until I get back, fics will not be updated and will be considered on hiatus. I am informing you this early because I want to get no complaints when I get back from Germany about stories not updating. Thank you for reading this.

I cannot believe that Fifty things that Ponyville citizens is somehow so popular. It's a fic that I added a thousand words of fluff to so that the moderators wouldn't just dismiss it, and yet as of this writing it's my second most possible fic- admittedly not hard with only three, but how is this so popular?