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Danger Beans


I was once an ordinary Lima Bean. One day I got bitten by a radioactive fanfiction writer and my life was changed forever.

Nov
16th
2015

Hallelujah! · 8:54pm Nov 16th, 2015

Whelp, it took me four months, but I finally have INTERNET AGAIN!!!!

You really don't know how nice it is to have internet until you've had to go to Dunkin Donuts until 1:00AM because all your tests are online, and the toilets are out of order. It's not fun. But I am once again connected to the rest of the world on a more or less perpetual basis.

Hallelujah!

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Nov
1st
2015

Happy Halloween! · 12:30am Nov 1st, 2015

Have a frightening Halloween this year!

And check out the new Supergirl show. It's pretty good.

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Oct
18th
2015

Do You Like H.P. Lovecraft? · 10:58pm Oct 18th, 2015

So for what ever reason, I got the strangest urge to read "The Doom That Came to Sharnath" by H.P. Lovecraft. My edition of his completed fiction is currently at my mother's, which is an hour-and-a-half's drive from where I live. And that's with ideal traffic. But I know that Lovecraft's works are all public domain, so I went searching for a link online wherein I could download the story for free.

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Sep
24th
2015

BIG Update! · 12:46am Sep 24th, 2015

Hello, all.

How is everybody doing today? I got stranded at the supermarket when my car wouldn't start; thankfully, I always keep a set of jumper cables in my trunk. But I digress.

Not infuriating at all.

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Sep
15th
2015

Signal Boost: Fractured Sunlight · 3:27pm Sep 15th, 2015

Hello all!

Just wanted to give a shout out to Oroboros who, for the last several months, has been working on something a little different. It's a SunLight romance, but between the Sunset Shimmer from Equestria and the Twillight Sparkle native to the Equesria Girls world. Well about a month ago he finished the story and has been polishing it off, until yesterday, when it was finally released.

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Sep
3rd
2015

Moving Sucks. Pt. 2: A Change of Venue · 5:27pm Sep 3rd, 2015

It's strange how much a little thing like a new desk and a different room can throw off your mojo. I used to write between 500-1000 words a day, and I've barely written 500 over this entire WEEK! It just feels . . . weird. Like trying to play water polo in a football field. My old table was sturdy oak, my new table is a collapsible plastic card table that smells like an attic and wobbles with every keystroke. My old writing room was small dark and faintly claustrophobic, and my new writing

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Sep
1st
2015

Updates: Moving Sucks. Expect Delays. · 8:33pm Sep 1st, 2015

Hello All.

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Aug
15th
2015

Weekend Review: The Gentle Nights: Audience of One · 6:03pm Aug 15th, 2015

The Gentle Nights: Audience of One
Author: PaulAsaran
Genre: Romance
Word Count: 127k
Synopsis: Octavia Melody is calm, patient and longing to break the boundaries of class through her career as a musician.

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Aug
6th
2015

Back To Business. · 7:35pm Aug 6th, 2015

My final exam was this morning.

I just wrote about 600 horse words.

It's good to be back.



Chapter Shedule:
Dismay: August 16th
Under A Silver Moon: August 26th
A Dark Knightmare: September 6th

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Jul
28th
2015

No Reading. No Writing. Only Math. · 8:56pm Jul 28th, 2015

Hello, all.

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