You see, I was born at 12:35 AM, which means that if my mother had some balls, I would have been born on the best day there is. It's a real fuckin tragedy, I tell you.

So dogger on the FiMFiction Discord pointed me towards a site called Pony.Town, and it's basically a big chatroom with OCs and stuff. Anyway, I spawn in, and what do you think the first thing I see is? Some MF saying, and I quote, "How old are you uWu?" and the kids like "16". WHAT THE FUCK! Then, I shit you not, the guy responds "Oops, probably should have whispered that to me!". AT THIS POINT, I'M JUST SITTING MOUTH AGAPE (oops, had caps lock on), so I seize the opportunity to be a smartass.

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I don't wanna write Scottaloo. Oops.

So, dear readers, as you may know, my track record for completing series is pretty horrible, as in not a single one has been. It's been weighing on my mind, and I must say, I don't like that feeling. So, starting today, I am going to focus on Scottaloo. No other stories will be released, and no other series will be updated. I will complete Scottaloo, mark my words.

so I just posted a new story, right? It isn't even half an hour old and it already has 3dislikes. But heres the kicker: It has no views. WHAT. I mean, I have seen stories that I know I wouldn't like, but these dude were like "Yeeeeah, noooo". I guess the premise was THAT bad lol.

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Hey y'all, Scot here! So, a few days ago, the Reddit website held an April Fools joke called Place, which was essentially a giant pixel art canvas that anybody could add pixels to, but only one every 5 or so minutes. (I had it go down to 4 minutes due to me not using bots and only a single account, though I have seen horror stories about 7000 year long waits for cheaters.) As you may know, this wasn't the first time something like this occured, as Reddit held the same competition 5 years ago.

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Hello, FiMFiction. As you may know, the popular r/place Subreddit is hosting a brand new canvas until the 4th. In tradition, the MLP fandom is once again participating, but our numbers are low. Please, if you have the time, we need YOU to help us make pixel art pony related again! Remember, on the FiMFiction Discord server in channel #overflow is the rally point. Me and Vice Commander Dogger will aide you further. Thank you, and Celestia grant us luck!

That the coconut nut is not a nut?

It's the coco fruit, of the coco tree.

OF THE COCOPALM FAM-I-LY!!!

LA-LA LA-LA-LA!!!

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So, my school does this thing everyday where they try to teach us internet safety and all that BS, and it has all the normal stuff like don't give out your name or any other identifying information and all that jazz, but then it told us to block people who are harassing you. They legit just told us to feed the trolls. I immediately remembered that one scene from the Sonic Adventures dub where its like "You fool! I have 75 alternative

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