I've written five fanfics so far. Clearly, this means that I know everything there is to know about the writing process and today, I shall share with all of you the writing process I utilize to write everything I write.

It goes a little like this:

Step 1: Come up with an idea
Step 2: Be on the fence about the idea
Step 3: Say fuck it and use the idea anyways (this is one of the most crucial beginning steps you must utilize)
Step 4: Find some free time

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"I read on Kotaku it’s better than Civ V with the 'Brave New World' expansion pack."

There are so many things wrong with that sentence, I'm going to need a bit to process it.

Goddammit Ice T! You actually play video games in real life! You knew what you were saying and you still said it!

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Today I went to see the new Spongebob movie with a bunch of my buddies. I'm here to happily report that the movie was not terrible and in fact, it was good.

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they forgot to add that you have to plagiarize and then deny everything when you get called out
then again, that might just be exclusive to here

I think the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator test is fucking retarded. There have been people who have asked me to take the test and I take it to entertain them but I would much rather spend twenty minutes doing something other than take a psychological test that isn't even fucking consistent.

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Happy New Years all you losers. Hope 2015 is better than the last.

Things got better. That's always good.

2014 was quite a year for movies. Bunch of crazy stuff happened this time around: Christopher Nolan got back in the game, Chris Pratt became even more famous overnight, Robin Williams died, Marvel and DC announced everything for the next five years, X-Men fixed everything in one movie, Marc Webb managed to fuck up The Amazing Spider-Man 2 astronomically, Zach Braff made an okay movie, everything's going bananas. And continuing the silly notion of my opinion mattering, I have come up with

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You know, I was actually planning to see The Interview way back before all this hacking business happened. I saw the trailer, thought that it would be a fun movie to watch and when I saw that it was going to be released around Christmas, I planned to go see it. I always go watch a movie in the theater on Christmas so The Interview was in my mind just that: the movie to go see on Christmas.

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