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Biker_Dash


The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.

Nov
11th
2012

Yes, she is a chicken... · 11:55pm Nov 11th, 2012

Scrawny wings, chunky thighs, and no breasts...

Now we know what happened to Scootaloo!

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Nov
9th
2012

Walmart, College Girls, and Wingboners · 10:30pm Nov 9th, 2012

Yeah, I need to eat, cause its kinda needed to live, so I head to the store to get something hangover friendly. I get there no problem, and head to the Dunkin Donuts counter to get something to get my heart beating once again...

WOAH! Dunkin Donuts just got VERY cool! At the counter stand three very athletic Colby College students in tight spandex running outfits! And one bends down to pick up some dropped change...

INSTANT WINGBONER!

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Nov
9th
2012

the real me · 4:27am Nov 9th, 2012

Everyone sees the guy havng th e time of his life
Mo one ses the guy who iss dying alone iside
No one sees my pain

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Nov
9th
2012

gettin HAMMERED tonight · 2:06am Nov 9th, 2012

Wow... already well on my way to a massive hangover... but I. Really need to fuckin cut loose tonight.

I'm gonna be one dead pony come morning

Time for another beer... and a shot of vodka

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Oct
29th
2012

An Important Safety Anouncement · 8:46pm Oct 29th, 2012

PLEASE...

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Oct
26th
2012

November 10th, it arrives! · 6:15pm Oct 26th, 2012

Yes! YESYESYES!
I just checked, and Episode 1 of Season 3 will be released on the 10th!
I have such a wingboner right now, I'm that excited!!!

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Oct
25th
2012

Saying Goodbye · 5:45am Oct 25th, 2012

A month ago, I lost someone close to my heart. She was faithful, loyal, loving, and taken from this world way too early. Her name was Emma, and she was a beautiful little cuddlebug of a yellow tabby.

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Oct
18th
2012

[no title] · 10:56pm Oct 18th, 2012

Yeah... been one of THOSE days.
Got woken up to knocking on the door. It's one of my brother's ex's. Her life has gone to shit and she needs to talk to Joe... fuckin lovely. More drama.

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Oct
12th
2012

SCORE!!! · 11:59pm Oct 12th, 2012

Oh HELL YEAH!!!
SCORE!!!!!!

When I was out shopping today, I picked up this:

I don't know if I want to eat them or place them in a nitrogen filled glass display case to preserve them (in my best Pinkie Pie voice) FOREVERRRR!
The next time I head up there, I will see if they can do an ice cream pie (fitting) with this image on top:

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Sep
16th
2012

Thoughts on no sleep, too much sleep, and stories. · 10:28pm Sep 16th, 2012

Well, my first story written specifically for FiMfic.net is finally up.
Gotten more dislikes than likes (BOO-HISS on the dislikes lol) but I should expect that on my first attempt. Especially considering the circumstances behind the writing.

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