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Salted Pingas


I salt mah pingas over nine thousaaaaand times in ten seconds flat.

Jan
30th
2013

Coming eventually to a fanfiction website near you... · 7:01am Jan 30th, 2013

AKA, my first (co-written) HIE.

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Jan
30th
2013

Hey guys! · 6:12am Jan 30th, 2013

Chainsaws are magic!

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Jan
27th
2013

Despite the fact that no one gives a shit, here's an update. · 4:44pm Jan 27th, 2013

So Spiritus Malum is gonna go back on Hiatus a while. I'm sorta stuck.

Instead, I think I'm going to devote more of my time to the first Timber Pony story. I don't know for how long SM's gonna be on hiatus, but I've got writer's block for that one, so don't expect any updates anytime soon.

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Jan
11th
2013

A fair warning to my readers · 6:39pm Jan 11th, 2013

I warned you guys about the saw-esque gore scene in chapter eleven and I'll warn you guys again that in one of the next few chapters there will be a fairly descriptive scene of rape. Just for a bit of a heads up to any of the kinder of heart.

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Dec
21st
2012

So what's everybrony doing this holiday season? · 2:09am Dec 21st, 2012

I'll be heading home and celebrating Christmas with family. I'm not really religious or anything, I just like getting presents and meeting up with family.

So what's your guys and gals plans for this holiday season?

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Dec
6th
2012

What in the wide, wide world of Equestria are referrals? · 10:13pm Dec 6th, 2012

Like, you go on a story and hit statistics and there's referrals at the bottom of the page. What does that mean?

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Nov
26th
2012

What is that thing on Apple Bloom's head called? · 10:34pm Nov 26th, 2012

Is it a bow or a bowtie or something? This is driving me mad, I don't know what it's called

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Nov
26th
2012

How does one start a group? · 6:25am Nov 26th, 2012

So me and my Bro(ny) had a FUCKING AWESOMESAUCE (pardon the language, I usually only say awesomesauce when I get really excited or something) idea that I don't think that anyone's thought of yet. He and I want to start a group to get our names as the beginners of this whole new chapter of fanfiction!

So how does one start a group?

EDIT:
Oh and BTW, the Bro(ny) I'm talking about is The Xboxer

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Nov
22nd
2012

BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH *Screams and flails arms around in air* · 5:51am Nov 22nd, 2012

My laptop got the BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!!!1!!!1

Fortunately, restarting fixed the issue. I just hope it doesn't persist or Ima have to throw out this old piece of shit laptop and use my friend's.

Oh yeah and Happy Thanksgiving to all those who celebrate tomorrow! I'm going over to my parent's house to nomify (eat) shit and chill with relatives, what's everybody else doing?

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Nov
13th
2012

Ugh!!! · 3:50am Nov 13th, 2012

You guys know what I hate? Assholes who leave a dislike without giving a good goddamned reason. I mean for your deity's sake, any time I leave a dislike I ALWAYS leave a goddamn comment giving a good reason (at least in my eyes), I want to help people to be able to improve their work and for eff's sake I would like the same in return. This bullshit really gets under my skin, sure I did a really ballsy thing in the most recent chapter of Spiritus Malum but you know what?

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