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Salted Pingas


I salt mah pingas over nine thousaaaaand times in ten seconds flat.

Apr
6th
2013

Are blog notifications still working? · 2:07am Apr 6th, 2013

If so, then here's more upcoming cover art

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Apr
2nd
2013

Sorry about not getting chapters out as often as I'd promised · 5:00pm Apr 2nd, 2013

There's been a lot of shit hitting a lot of fans lately with my computer playing hide and seek with my internet connection (and losing), freaking midterms and all the damn studying for those damn things, and a certain assistant co-author not being there are some occasions.

Anyways, midterms are over and the fans have been cleaned off, I should hopefully be able to resume this story shortly.

EDIT: This just in, my assistant co-author's computer's fucked. Great.

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Apr
2nd
2013

The Arcumsire · 4:35am Apr 2nd, 2013

I got bored one day, and decided to draw out what the Arcumsire looked like and how it worked and stuff like that (if you haven't read My Little Griffon: The Red Paw, you've got no idea what I'm talking about, but you may still enjoy the image.

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Apr
1st
2013

What's this golden member stuff? · 4:43am Apr 1st, 2013

What's this new golden member thingy? Not to bitch since I for one like being special, :derpytongue2: but what makes somebody a golden member? They have a lot of followers or something?

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Mar
24th
2013

Goldfish · 6:11am Mar 24th, 2013

I like goldfish, they are the one, and only, true snack that understands that their genocide is necessary for my pleasure.

May they find peace in the large snack bag in the sky, with their 69 virgins and all that.

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Mar
4th
2013

WISH ME LUCK · 7:15am Mar 4th, 2013

I am such a daredevil that I'm going to sleep with a nosebleed. Hopefully I don't pull an Attila the Nun and drown in my own blood. That would be a shitty death. I always wanted to go down riding on the back of a Brachiosaurus, fighting flying monkeys with chainsaws for arms, all the while there's explosions in the background. I'd have the American flag in my left hand and an M1911 in the other, and I would go down LIKE A BAWS.

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LOL, I'm so stupid right now

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Feb
25th
2013

Chapter update on HARBINGERS: Equestria · 6:08am Feb 25th, 2013

So the next chapter is taking a bit long to pull off. I'm having a bit of difficulty with one scene so it might take a couple extra weeks to get it out.

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Feb
10th
2013

The Salted Pingas One-shots · 7:32pm Feb 10th, 2013

So I've decided to start a little sub-series called the Salted Pingas One-shots. They're just a series of one-shots that I'll write and they're all gonna be self-inserts (to a degree).

The first in this series should be showing up soon, If you Give a Pony a Pretzel.

Others will be as follows:

-Salted Pingas Directs a Pony Porno (me trying my hand...er hoof at a clopfic).

-Salted Pingas Tortures a Pony do Death (I try my hand at a gorefic)

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Feb
8th
2013

HARBINGERS: Equestria, the next chapter. · 7:49am Feb 8th, 2013

So the next chapter should be finished soon. We get to see some nice action as (sorry for being cliche), Harbinger team gets to expend some ammo. Don't worry, they've got a reason that isn't thankfully because of some moral bullshit, it will seem that way, but these characters aren't half that flat, trust me.

Also, language barrier!

EDIT: on a side note, fuck 502 errors.

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Feb
4th
2013

Welcome aboard, HARBINGERS: Equestria news and update · 4:59am Feb 4th, 2013

First off, I would like to thank all of you guys for your faves and likes. Glad to know that I've still got it in me.

So, news and updates: Second chapter is in the works and I've got plenty more where those came from.

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