Ever wake up expecting things to go your way for once, only to have things end up completely out of proportion? Yeah, that seems like a bit of an understatement ever since I woke up in the body of a near-immortal psycho-pony.

This is my first attempt at a story, period, no I don't expect to be treated as a child, all I mean is that I am open to constructive criticism. That means you Regidar. This story is my attempt for the ponyearthverse group.