I know I said I was never gonna do comissions again in my life due to the strain, but I am as desperate as desperate can be right now. Being several hundred smackaroos in debt, still having bills to pay, and having single digit finances in my account rn, I come to you all in a time of great, great need.

Rates are as follows:

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So, I've had my foot off the gas for a long time now when it comes to writing shit, or writing in general. I think in the last year I've dropped like two stories and three chapters between all of them, and that's a far cry from the Buster Knutt of old who could drop four stories in a single day, quality not withstanding.

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There many stories on the site atm about Dusk Shine banging everyone's mom? I've been kicking around the idea of a 'Dusk Shine: MILF Hunter' fic where you've got a really cocky and arrogant Dusk knocking up everyone's mother, but don't wanna stick my foot into it if its already been done before.

And before Shakespearicles asks, yes, that includes his own.

When it comes to Eris/Discord in anthro stories, do you prefer them to maintain their usual shape to set them apart as a different creature from the ponies, or do you like them as anthro as everyone else for the T&A factor?

Anyone who called I was gonna fail to get these commissions done yet again, come and take your prize.

I thought I had it down to a science this time. I put in a slot limit, I paced myself out, I only wrote for a certain amount of time, I didn't pressure myself with time limits or anything of the sort. I thought this time I'd take on a small workload and chip away at it, completely pain-free.

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Alright, madies and lengltmen, that's a wrap! All three slots have been taken and agreed upon, I am no longer 1v1ing abject poverty, and I'm getting my head down to work on some horsewords. Thank you all for your eyes and ears, thank you to my generous commissioners for dropping hot dollar on me, and I wish you all luck next time in getting a slot.

Until then, I shall depart and work my hardest.

Adios, muchachos!

Have we been here before? I feel like we've been here before.

Anyway! I'm dirt poor and all of my worldly possessions are broken, and as I sit here with a whopping nine pounds sterling in my bank, I realize that I am desperately in need of a cash injection. Since this is really my only way of making a major payday without having to wait weeks at a time, I'm opening commissions once again for all you lovely people to throw cash at me in exchange for porn words.

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Since I'm back on the horse (heh), I figured I'd selfishly plug my Kofi and Patreon pages and encourage you to throw me some shekels if you wanna give me a pat on the head for being your favourite writer

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I dunno what happened, but several hours ago I suddenly got the urge to write some horse fucking. This hasn't happened to me in literally months, so I decided to throw together an idea I'd promised a long-ass time ago, that being a full fic with Tempest in it. Much to my surprise, I was not only able to write this fic, but also enjoyed writing it so much that I made it decently-long and didn't feel like I was fighting to the finish like I had with the last five things I'd written.

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I've spent a lot of time looking back on my previous works over the last few months and I have to say: Lineage and its subsequent reboots were both excellent learning experiences and an absolutely embarrassing set of failures for me.

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