That hit home hard for me.

So did the new episode btw. Alicorns, age-changing magic, magical zecora with jedi powers, chinese ponies selling mysteeeerious artifacts... FANGASM!

Thanks to a certain ImJustAnotherBrony, there's been a lot of hate for clopfics. My answer? Fuck you. Uncheck that mature filter and go read your emo Pony-In-Real-World stories for the feels. I like clop. I write clop. I even write clop about "taboo" subjects like BDSM and foalcon. I'd probably read a clop about necrosodomy, torturegore, gangrape or (uggh) Pinkie Pie, if it was well written. The only clop I DON'T like is crappy clop, just like I don't like crappy fanfics in general. If there's

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Mine is today. I'm now 30. 30 is old. I hate it. I wanna be a kid again with no worries except if I get caught stealing apples. I don't want to go to work, raise a family or be responsible. I just want to stay home, eat pizza and play games and watch ponies.

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At least in this post. Wrote a new comedy one-off story that's in the cogworks of what is know as FIMFiction. But if you'd like, go read it now. My Little Telemarketers

Skip if you enjoy your day.

I don't feel like writing for MLP:FIM right now. The text doesn't flow and I feel like my brain is floating in jelly. And it's thanks to Pinkie

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I've been having a lovely flu this week. Tried to write on several occasions. Total? 500 words. 500. FUCKING. WORDS. In a week.

Now... I'm desperate enough to take extreme measures. I have a 4-pack of muffins And they're chocolaty. And I'M GONNA EAT THEM! And wash them down with LOADS of caffeine! I have a full-on pony soundtrack booming from my speakers. This should be IT!

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Still have the flu. Still can't write coherent sentences two together, see do you?

Aaanyways. Don't you just hate it when people push stories that they've read and want you to go read them too?

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No chap in a few days. I want to write feverish fiction when I'm not feverish.

Part 2 of Inferno should we done tomorrow, or at latest, Tuesday.

In the interim, why not go read Pinkie's Party Cannon, a Dark Random Comedy about a mech driven by Pinkie. Re-wrote some parts to make the gun-porn more titilating.

Yes. This is a shameless plug to make you read one of my less-know stories.

I'm already hard at work on my next fic. It's not going to be a weird foalcon cloppie, but something quite else. Here's a sneak preview of the synopsis for you three people who actually read my blogs.

INFERNO

A sequel to Twidark.

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