Damn you Spike! Damn you Gryphon slut!!!!

Spike belongs to Ember and Thorax! Hell, Smolder and Rarity would have been acceptable! BUT NOT A GRYPHON HE LITERALLY NEVER TALKED TO!!!!!!!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(This list is by no way law, and is obviously not accurate to your own thoughts.)
{I didn't include Sandbar because he obviously smokes weed, and thus Transends the ranking system entirely.}

Explanation:
Best Horse:
Thorax, obviously. I think it is no secret that I practically worship him. He is adorable, noble and cute. So cute. He is also the show's best canon twink.

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Thorax, Pharynx and Ocellus would be Deer if they went through the magic portal to Canterlot High.

Change my mind!

https://youtu.be/BhvCzbtwpsk

Jackelope is the perfect person and there is literally nothing you can say to change my mind.

I have never met anyone as cool and nice and amazing as him and I really needed to vent about just how much I love and appreciate him.

If for whatever reason you are following me but are not also following him, you need to jump right onto that.

He has single handidly done more for me within 7 months of meeting him than anyone else on this site. He is perfect.

I want to say that it is a shame that I missed mothers day, because I wanted to talk about the worst mother in all of MLP today.

Queen Chrysalis everyone!

She's an evil cow who is very obviously abusive to her children/subjects (depending on your preferences and head canons. If you belive that all Changelings are her kids, or that only Pharynx and Thorax are {like me}) and uses them as tools while veryobviously beating and abusing them.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjUqUVrXclE

Hey ya'll. I am looking for editors for a couple of my stories. If you're up for it, hit me up and I'll gladly accept your help.

TFW there is a 80% to 90% chance that your favorite character is going to get shafted in season 9, and have barely any screen time, and likely not get mentioned because Hasbro thinks people hate him:

Whelp, outside the Ashlands is out and ready for your viewing/reading pleasure.

Please be sure to read it and comment and like lol.

It is a fic that I worked really hard on, and would love some feedback on. Even bad feedback.

I hope you all enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. I'll get back to your regularly scheduled clop and shizz soon enough.