THIS IS A LINK

So yeah, here it is. I'm too tired to say much else.

This is just me testing that theorem...

WELP

Looks like that dude was wrong.

Anyway,

It might just be me, but I like how things are lookin' right now. Buuuut, I just enjoy new and shiny things by default. I'm sure that novelty will wear off in like a week or so.

THERE BE SPOILERS FOR SLEEPLESS IN PONYVILLE HERE
AWAY WITH YOU, YEE WITH VIRGIN EYES

"Looks like we're sharing a tent."

Commence sexy background music.

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Done out of idle curiosity and boredom...

I should just... sleep... shouldn't I?

You ever been reading one of my stories and said to yourself: "Jee, I wish I knew what arrangement of air vibrations should be invading my earholes while I do this..."

Of course you haven't.

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*rimshot*

*crickets chirping*

*no one is listening*

*cough*

This blog has no relevancy... but do they ever?

*rimshot*

*more of the same*

THERE BE SPOILERS FOR MAGIC DUEL HERE
AWAY WITH YOU, YEE WITH VIRGIN EYES

"Use the six"

I was pretty sure it was gonna have something to do with her friends, but for a moment I pondered satanic rituals and Big Lugnut.

You know, 666? Number of the beast? Lemme break it down for you:

6: Beast

66: Great Beast

666: Perfect Beast

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YO-HO-HO! THE PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME.

Seriously, I live in the friggen' Caribbean. What else am I supposed to do? OH WAIT. I can fly somewhere cold and do some boring stuff in order to feed myself. AWESOME.

SO, ANYWHO,

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Who is the person who did this?

Hell, sounds like you weren't every following me or anything. Just bored out of your mind, which is perfect because that is the state in which I wrote that.

I've just never been read aloud before and I... I was just totally like... whoa... cool.

And then I listed and was all like "Lol, typos!"

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PUT UP YOUR DUKES

Anyway,

It seems that, once again, Lugnut has wandered his way into something that requires him to beat the ever-loving tar out of other ponies. This time it shall be done by the scientific and calculated folks over at DEATH BATTLE EQUESTRIA.

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